[Synnen]

And KP... I'll bite. I'm not timid like little Alty ;)

[Alty]

unless you wanna change the definition of it...

What's your definition Sneezy?

[Alty]

And KP....I'll bite. I'm not timid like little Alty ;)

LMAO, not at all Synn, not at all. ;)

[0rphan]

People who don't turn up for an appointment.. so you've lost a days pay because you've had to take a day off work waiting in for them.

People who never indicate in their cars.

Waiting for a phone call that never comes.

The phone continually ringing when your trying to do something,only to find when you eventually decide to answer... because it's disturbing your concentration,it turns out to be someone selling double glazing or alike...

Cats that keep digging up my plants.

People who turn up on your 1 day off a week after you'd already planned your day.

[Tralyn]

Okay, miss this board for a day or two and there is lots of reading to do to catch up!

Earlier Depressed in MO posted about people singing and not knowing the words.. I am totally guilty of that - in a major way. YOU KEEP ON SHOUTIN' YOU KEEP ON Shouting.. I want to rock and roll all nighhhhhhhhhhht and party every day! Okay, well for YEARS and YEARS when I was younger - this is what I sang..

YOU KIMOSABAY... YOU KIMOSABAY... (and then I got the rest right).. Yes, I realize my spelling is wrong, but you get the point! Still cracks me up so thought I'd share.

[Alty]

Tralyn, I am also guilty of that. I'm a bit older than you, I think, so you probably don't know this song, but the correct lyrics were "Everytime you go away you take a piece of me with you", I sang "Everytime you go away you take a piece of meat with you", don't know why, the correct lyrics make so much more sense. ;)

[Tralyn]

Okay, that is hilarious too - and makes me feel much better.. ahahahhhhaahahh... too funny!

[Alty]

There's another song I always messed up, but I'm too embarrassed to tell, let's just say that I thought the word blue was poo, and leave it at that. ;)

[ISneezeFunny]

... holy crap Tralyn, I almost choked laughing at your kemosabe... ridiculous.

0rphan, I definitely agree with the "people who say will call and never do"... I've always been the "on time or 5 min early" kind of guy... if someone even remotely says, "I'll give you a call sometime around 8" I make sure I'm relatively free between 745 - 815...

... but sadly, MOST of my friends are stuck in some weird time zone where everything's 45 minutes late. Grahhh

[starbuck8]

Tralyn, I am also guilty of that. I'm a bit older than you, I think, so you probably don't know this song, but the correct lyrics were "Everytime you go away you take a piece of me with you", I sang "Everytime you go away you take a piece of meat with you", don't know why, the correct lyrics make so much more sense. ;)

LOL Alty! This is one of my faves that someone I knew used to sing, and now I can never get it out of my head when I hear the song. The song White Flag by Dido, It says... "and I will pull my flag out and surrender" She sang... "and I will poke my eyes out and surrender.

[Tralyn]

ISneezeFunny... thanks for the right spelling... I know - my friend that caught me singing that just about fell on the floor laughing - luckily I was tipsy and just laughed too. I have laughed many many times over the years on that one.

Okay, I'll admit one more that comes to mind. Sad But True - Metallica. I sang Sad Patrol... for, we'll just say at least a year. Yep - I know, horrible too.

[ISneezeFunny]

Pet peeve... pet peeve.

... discovered one this morning.

So... I was relatively drunk last night, passed out on my bed. My Lilster passed out next to me.

In the morning, I woke up at 8am... then felt like I could go back to sleep for another 30 min or so...

... then I felt something warm. My dog... got angry that I overslept... and peed on my bed. I know she can hold it longer... but no, she gets pissy... in more ways than one.

[Alty]

Lily, bad puppy, giggle. ;)

Sneezy, are you sure it was Lily? After all, you had allot to drink, right? ;);)

[ISneezeFunny]

... very true. However, I know my own the smell of my own pee.

... weird? Yes. But... it's true.

[Alty]

Hee, hee, poor Lily, she's little, with a wee bladder, and she knows how to hold a grudge.

Remember Sneezy, you are her pet, not the other way around. ;)

[ISneezeFunny]

... seeing as I'm doing her laundry right now while she's licking herself in her bed... seems like it.

[Tralyn]

Pet Peeve...

When you wake up about an hour before your alarm goes off, roll back over, peek your eyes open a bit later - it's now 1/2 hour before your alarm goes off. Roll back over, fluff the pillow - it's now 15 minutes before the alarm goes off. Get pissy because I'm not getting my last hour of sleep, roll over.. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... BEEP BEEP BEEP.. HATE THAT!!

[jillianleab]

LOL Alty!! This is one of my faves that someone I knew used to sing, and now I can never get it out of my head when I hear the song. The song White Flag by Dido, It says..."and I will pull my flag out and surrender" She sang...."and I will poke my eyes out and surrender.

Heehee... you still have the lyrics wrong! :)

I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm in love and always will be

[gctts]

Dogs on chains
Turtles in aquariums

[starbuck8]

I'll up that ante. People like Michael Vick that use and abuse dogs for profit! Actually, I suppose that doesn't really fit under the "pet peeve" category, that would maybe fall under the "I want to break their legs with a baseball bat" category!