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Morning everyone! Hi sneezy! Hi the guy with no life! You're a pkmn fan too!
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How about a cook and a maid Sneezy, they're cheaper than a girlfriend. ;)
I don't mind cooking, I don't like eating. I have too much going on in my day to sit and eat a meal. I will, but I'm really not even hungry until evening. I know, I know, not good for me, but am I supposed to force myself to eat, even though I'm not hungry? |
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 Originally Posted by Unknown008
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But it's better to have breakfast so that you have plenty of strength for the day!
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Ok, suits me well, though my real name is Jeremy! :D
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Hi unky. Hi guy. Hi alty. Hi sneezy.
... wait. no. Maids ARE cheaper than a girlfriend, and believe it or not, I've had this chat with a buddy of mine before.. . but it's mainly my fault. I spoil my girls... a lot. However, that ivanka-like girl I recently dated... we switched off paying. It was... neat. |
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Whatever you like, Jerry, Jeremy, Unky, your choice, just tell us so we know. ;)
I should eat breakfast, I drink coffee, does that count? I know, I know, it doesn't. I'm just really not hungry in the morning, or the afternoon, only in the evening. Screwed up system. |
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Sneezy, you could come live with me, sleep on the fold out couch. I'll cook for you, but you have to mow the lawn and help clean house once a week. Deal?
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I knew a Jeremy, I didn't really like him though lol
Darn it Alty, you got me thinking of my woman situation, Seeing as how I barely know any Upperclassmen girls, and all the girls in my year either have cooties, crabs, or are B($Ch#S (its true though) I Might as well try Freshmen, Actually their are quite a few cute Freshmen coming in XD You never know I sleep on my couch XD, its comphier then my bed |
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Not even for a little fruit?;)
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But I'm different! If ever you were in mauritius, then perhaps it's me. Little probability though!
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Alty, if you cooked for me and let me sleep at your place, I'd clean your house daily and mow the lawn once a week and babysit your kids every other night so you and wiggy can go out.
Not to mention, I used to be a certified massage therapist (product of my rebellious phase) |
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Sneezy, pack your bags this instant and come to Canada. I'll even build you a dresser and buy new sheets for you. Would you like a memory foam mattress topper and pillow?
Massage therapist, man, you are so coming to live with me. Book the flight, grab Lily and come on over. :) I'll make duck the first night you're here. ;) |
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Don't Forget the Passport, or the Lumberjack suit, Or the Hockey Stick
Oh wait, Maybe that's the Canadians living in Alaska XD My good friend was Canadian, He was funny |
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Originally Posted by Unknown008
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Speaking of my memory foam...
My friend who slept over a couple of nights ago told her other friends how comfortable my bed was... ... and they're coming over Wednesday to have a sleepover here. ... 3 girls.. . one guy.. . one queen sized bed. ... hc? |
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And, what are the fruits you have readily available in Canada?
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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
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Originally Posted by Unknown008
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Originally Posted by theguywithnolife
LMAO, lumberjack suit, too funny Guy. Hockey stick yes, but only in winter, summers are really nice and warm. :) In winter we live in igloos and hunt the mighty polar bear for food and clothing. :) We wear snow shoes and go to the lake to hunt seals. We need the blubber for extra fat to keep us warm. At night we sit around the fire and tell stories about the mighty moose, who said to the squirrel, "Hey Rocky watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat". Sorry, couldn't resist. :);) |
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