[ISneezeFunny]

Ooh... wait.

... 3 in 1 potty..!

... how the heck does that work?

Did you also pick up "everybody poops?"

[theguywithnolife]

I didn't Buy anything, But I did break in my new Nike's with a 2 mile run this morning

[ISneezeFunny]

Ooh. Shopping list. I did go shopping today. Got my chubby bunny (... my little brother. He hates me for this) some clothes.

Then I went back and got a pair of sunglasses, a sweater, and a necklace.

[Alty]

ooh...wait.

...3 in 1 potty...?!?

...how the heck does that work?

did you also pick up "everybody poops?"

Maybe it's, for pee, for poo, and then cleans up after itself. Now that would be cool. :)

Joe, some potty training advice from an old pro. Don't use pull ups, it doesn't work, they're just glorified diapers. Go straight to underwear, if he has an accident he'll learn allot faster if he's allowed to feel it. Sydney wore pullups for 5 months, and wouldn't go potty at all. I put underwear on her, she was trained in one day, no lie. Good luck, he's growing up. :)

[JoeCanada76]

3 in one. Complete as its own potty, then take it apart the one piece fits on the toilet and then the bottom part turns into a big step so its easier for them to climb up. Lol

Alty thanks for the advice. I also hear that boys are lot harder and lot longer to train but this guy is so independent wants to do everything on his own and the adult way. Maybe its time for some underwear, oh the mess, but good way to learn quickly wooo hoo.

Bought James van Praag book. The co producer and writer of Ghost Whisperer.

Like things like that.

[ISneezeFunny]

he'll learn allot faster if he's allowed to feel it.

... hope this doesn't apply to all aspects of life or jared's in for one interesting childhood...

[ISneezeFunny]

I've heard of the ghost whisperer... not praag though... may have to look into it.

... I'm not sure how I was potty trained.

... I believe the tools used included banana leaves, a match, and push pins.. . not sure how they all worked together, or if they did, as I still use adult diapers.

[JoeCanada76]

Oh you know on the instructions they have warnings , etc..

The last warning almost made me choke and laugh and think why they think there are stupid people in the world.

The last warning was. This is not for adult use. Like Duh...

[Alty]

Okay Joe, you made me do this, I've been waiting for an opportunity to share these gems;

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm... something must have gotten lost in the translation... )

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one... )

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this... )

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

[ISneezeFunny]

stupid warning labels:

# "Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

# "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

# "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

# "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

# "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

# "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

# "Do not use while sleeping or unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

# "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.

# "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.

# "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.

# "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -- On an electric rotary tool.

# "Caution: Do not spray in eyes." -- On a container of underarm deodorant.

# "Do not drive with sunshield in place." -- On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.

# "Caution: This is not a safety protective device." -- On a plastic toy helmet used as a container for popcorn.

# "Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks." -- On an "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter.

# "Battery may explore or leak." -- On a battery. See a scanned image.

# "Do not eat toner." -- On a toner cartridge for a laser printer.

# "Not intended for highway use." -- On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow.

# "This product is not to be used in bathrooms." -- On a Holmes bathroom heater.

# "May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray.

# "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." -- On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock."

# "Caution! Contents hot!" -- On a Domino's Pizza box.

# "Caution: Hot beverages are hot!" -- On a coffee cup.

# "Caution: Shoots rubber bands." -- On a product called "Rubber Band Shooter." [New!]

# "Warning: May contain small parts." -- On a frisbee.

# "Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.

# "Please keep out of children." -- On a butcher knife.

# "Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less." -- On a birthday card for a 1 year old.

# "Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use." -- On a battery.

# "Warning: Do not use on eyes." -- In the manual for a heated seat cushion.

# "Do not look into laser with remaining eye." -- On a laser pointer.

# "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.

# "For use on animals only." -- On an electric cattle prod.

# "For use by trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.

# "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers." -- On a can of air freshener.

# "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.

# "Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft." -- In the manual for a jetski.

# "Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm by 15cm by 12cm.

# "Do not use as ear plugs." -- On a package of silly putty.

# "Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." -- On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia.

# "Warning: knives are sharp!" -- On the packaging of a sharpening stone.

# "Not for weight control." -- On a pack of Breath Savers.

# "Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth." -- On the label of a bottled drink.

# "Theft of this container is a crime." -- On a milk crate.

# "Do not use intimately." -- On a tube of deodorant.

# "Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." -- On a box of rat poison.

# "Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757.

# "Cannot be made non-poisonous." -- On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid.

# "Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller.

# "Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes." -- On a tube of agarose powder, used to make gels.

# "Look before driving." -- On the dash board of a mail truck.

# "Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron.

# "Do not drive car or operate machinery." -- On Boot's children's cough medicine.

# "For indoor or outdoor use only." -- On a string of Christmas lights.

# "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." -- On a child sized Superman costume.

# "This door is alarmed from 7:00pm - 7:00am." -- On a hospital's outside access door.

# "Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.

# "Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems." -- On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets.

# "Product will be hot after heating." -- On a supermarket dessert box.

# "Do not turn upside down." -- On the bottom of a supermarket dessert box.

# "Do not light in face. Do not expose to flame." -- On a lighter.

# "Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball." -- On the label for a cheap rubber ball toy.

# "Not for human consumption." -- On a package of dice.

# "May be harmful if swallowed." -- On a shipment of hammers.

# "Using Ingenio cookware to destroy your old pots may void your warranty." -- A printed message that appears in a television advertisement when the presenter demonstrates how strong the cookware is by using it to beat up and destroy a regular frying pan.

# "Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand." -- In the manual for a Swedish chainsaw.

# "Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." -- From a manual for an SGI computer.

# "Warning: May contain nuts." -- On a package of peanuts.

# "Do not eat." -- On a slip of paper in a stereo box, referring to the styrofoam packing.

# "Do not eat if seal is missing." -- On said seal.

# "Remove occupants from the stroller before folding it."

# "Access hole only -- not intended for use in lifting box." -- On the sides of a shipping carton, just above cut-out openings which one would assume were handholds.

# "Warning: May cause drowsiness." -- On a bottle of Nytol, a brand of sleeping pills.

# "Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death." -- Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle.

# "Do not use orally after using rectally." -- In the instructions for an electric thermometer.

# "Turn off motor before using this product." -- On the packaging for a chain saw file, used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain.

# "Not to be used as a personal flotation device." -- On a 6x10 inch inflatable picture frame.

# "Do not put in mouth." -- On a box of bottle rockets.

# "Remove plastic before eating." -- On the wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack.

# "Not dishwasher safe." -- On a remote control for a TV.

# "For lifting purposes only." -- On the box for a car jack.

# "Do not put lit candles on phone." -- On the instructions for a cordless phone.

# "Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants." -- On the packaging for a wristwatch.

[ISneezeFunny]

Alty!

... at The Same Time! Ahhhhh!

[Alty]

Great minds think alike Sneezy. :)

[ISneezeFunny]

Heehee I love it.

[JoeCanada76]

Wow Wow Wow, I Am Speechless Lol.

[Stringer]

I can't quite the name of the Author, But the it was a "spy' series where this guy Named Dirk Pitt saved the world and such..it has like 20 something books in the series, Plus the based a movie on it

Sahara (2005 film - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia)

EDIT: Its Clive Cussler

Guy... My wife and I love Clive Cussler, we have all his books in our library... love his style. I actually started a thread about him and his books some time ago...

Stringer

[Alty]

Stringer sweetie, how are you dear? I feel like I haven't talked to your forever. :(

[Stringer]

good lord. ...where do you find these guys?

my reading list...

currently sitting in my bookshelf:

surgical manuals...medical journals...My Life by clinton, shakespeare...sophocles...dante...aeneid...a lot of new york times' best sellers...

Aaaaaaaah... Clinton? Why?

[Alty]

Got to run. Sad, Stringer shows up and I have to leave, that's so not fair.

Goodnight all, sleep well, I'll be back tomorrow, or maybe later tonight. I'm tired though so probably not, it's already 11pm and I have allot to do tomorrow.

Be good, I'll be watching. :)

[ISneezeFunny]

Clinton, why? Is the question of the day.

I actually like to read all sorts of books... ny's best sellers... ny's worst sellers (some of them aren't bad at all... really, I truly like them)...

I got to say, though, clinton's bib... isn't really all that cracked up.

My current bathroom read is called "stiff: the life of a cadaver"... comical. Next on the reading list: A Thousand Suns Splendid Suns. Can't wait.

Night alty!!

[Stringer]

Sneezy,

I truly wish I had more time to selectively pleasure read. Actually Marta and were out tonight and she brought it up in our conversation that I should find the time as I used to. She remembers me being a lot more gentle and relaxed when I read what I chose to instead of trade and training seminar info. She did add that I am still the only man for her and she continues to love me even though I may sometimes stress... you know how it is...

We probably have over 250 books in our loft that we turned into a great library. I do need to take more time to do the things I really want to do... we'll see..

Stringer