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magprob · Dec 27, 2008, 02:29 PM

Big Beautiful Bouncy Butt Buoyant as a Boat Bobbing Below the Bridge.

Alty · Dec 27, 2008, 04:40 PM

Big beautiful boobs bouncing boisterously beneath a bra. :)

magprob · Dec 27, 2008, 07:53 PM

Boisterous Boobs I like

Alty · Dec 27, 2008, 09:40 PM

I know Mag, after all, you stole my bra. ;)

magprob · Dec 27, 2008, 10:30 PM

Well, you shouldn't have left it in the back of my truck.

magprob · Dec 27, 2008, 11:15 PM

The Indian News Service, IANS, is reporting on December 25th, that a new species of blind snake has been discovered for the first time in Himachal Pradesh. The 287 mm long specimen has a shiny dark brown body and was found from a village in the state's Mandi district.

Its scientific name is Tynius wienius of family Tynius Pinius. (But records indicate this species was first described in 513 BC On X rated cave wall drawings.

The scientists - H.S. Mehta, Uttam Saikia and D.K. Sharma - have got the sample of the species from a village in Mandi district. The villagers are said to be in great pain and anguish because of it.

'Worm snakes are harmless blind species found mainly in Southeast Asia. They are burrowing reptiles that lead a secretive life. Because of the subterranean mode of existence, they are rarely seen and probably one of the reasons for little knowledge about their biology and ecology,' Mehta told IANS.

magprob · Dec 28, 2008, 12:00 AM

OK, I'm going to share a secret with you. I have discovered the most powerful, amazing, unbelievable thing ever. What is that you ask?
Fart accelerator! Yes! Fart accelerator!
A little background:
I decided to make sour dough bread you see. So, I had to make the sour dough starter.
Flour
Yeast
Sugar
Water
Mix together and allow to "ripen" or ferment for three days.
OK, I let it sit for three days and I thought it smelled absolutely wonderful so, I tasted it. It tasted so good, I had a full tablespoon full of it!
So, I kind of forgot about it but in about two hours... WHOA!
My lower gut got hot and I was doubled over with gas pains for a few minutes. Then, I felt like I had to poo. Couldn't poo though. Then, suddenly, I ripped the longest, most disgusting fart I had ever experienced in my entire life! It went on and on and on and on! My Chuhauhas started yelping and ran under the couch... no kidding... honest!
I was so amazed, I had to sit down and access the situation, fearing that my gut may explode or rupture of something.
In about three minutes, I felt it coming on again so I got the clock with the second hand and BLAMMMMM!
It kept going and going and going for 18 seconds! 18 SECONDS! The first one was longer for sure!
I have discovered the super fart secret of the ages!
Can this be marketed? I asked my wife that very question and she just gave me a dirty look. She said I woke her up last night with my horrendous smell. She is not real happy.
Anyway, just imagine. A whole new industry could be created around this. Farting contests, Guinness Book Of World Records. Divisional championships.
Man! I'm hyped!

magprob · Dec 28, 2008, 12:21 AM

It's Amazing!

starbuck8 · Dec 28, 2008, 04:34 AM

I just had to spray down my computer! Sign off Mag! For the love of God... sign off!

startover22 · Dec 28, 2008, 03:00 PM

Mag... I didn't want to keep reading that... but I did. Visuals are not good with this subject.
Can you please send me a starter? I love getting those;)

magprob · Dec 28, 2008, 03:55 PM

I can't right now start. The fire department and the state Hazardous Materials Section is here. I'm afraid Al Gore is going to tax my butt. This is getting out of hand.

startover22 · Dec 28, 2008, 06:35 PM

K, understood. LOL weirdo;)

Alty · Dec 29, 2008, 12:50 PM

Mag, you have too much time on your hands. ;)

Fabulous farts flourish flambouantly at Mags farm. :)

starbuck8 · Dec 29, 2008, 02:44 PM

Flatulent fumes ferment and fly far from Finland to Fresno and fuel forest fires! Firefighters fall!

Alty · Dec 29, 2008, 02:45 PM

Hee, hee, good one Starby. :)

magprob · Dec 29, 2008, 03:02 PM

Fifty-something Fanatical Farter Flings Funky Fragrance Farther and Faster than First Figured, Forcing French to Flee.

Alty · Dec 29, 2008, 03:03 PM

Funny!

startover22 · Dec 29, 2008, 10:13 PM

Fart is the funniest word ever until MAG uses it and tells of his experiences. Now I will leave, as I can't make any good ones up... Hugs and lots of love...
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magprob · Dec 30, 2008, 12:29 AM

Damn, in that tube-top, you make me almost forget you are my cousin.

startover22 · Dec 30, 2008, 08:28 PM

LMAO... you were supposed to keep that between you and I MAG!!