[alkalineangel]

Buttercups

Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods and
Found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his
Ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the
Patch.


All of a sudden... POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman
Appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took
me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't
have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life: better still, you
won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life. As a matter
of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of your life!!!!!

Then POOF!.....she was gone!

After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, "Fred,
Where are you?" Fred yells back "I'm over here in the willows."

Dave shouts back, "DON'T SWING, Fred; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T
SWING!! "

[RubyPitbull]

LOL, thanks for my chuckle of the day Alka. Very cute.