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    #1221

    Sep 23, 2010, 08:35 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Crap. That wasn't you on that roof top?
    Was that before or after my incident with him in the elevator?

    Stringer, have you been two timing? :(
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    #1222

    Sep 23, 2010, 08:39 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Lake with your mom swimming towards you. That was fun.
    Lmao! I laughed so hard I almost fell out of my chair. Wait... speaking of chair, that's a good one too.:D
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    #1223

    Sep 23, 2010, 08:40 PM
    All this talk about things happening on the rood and elevator and in the pool...

    Is the Evil Jen posting here?

    She treated me poorly verbally, but she was a goddess in naughtyland.

    Sex at the pool. Check. Oral on the airplane. Copy that. Hj in the back of her parents car on a trip together. Hell ja. The side elevator at the union. etc...

    Sorry. All the odd places mentioned had me thinking.
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    #1224

    Sep 23, 2010, 08:42 PM
    I'm actually online when enigma is also??

    Its xxxmas early.
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    #1225

    Sep 23, 2010, 08:43 PM

    Oooh I got one, who has had sex on a water tower? That was intense!
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    #1226

    Sep 23, 2010, 08:44 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    im actually online when enigma is also???

    its xxxmas early.
    Meow!:D;)
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    #1227

    Sep 23, 2010, 08:45 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Enigma1999 View Post
    Lmao! I laughed so hard I almost fell out of my chair. Wait....speaking of chair, that's a good one too.:D
    Ya, it was an interesting experience. We were in the lake, amongst hundreds of other people, and the mood struck. Relatively safe, or so we thought, and than I see my mom swimming towards us. My super sweet hubby (than boyfriend) says "but I'm almost done, can't we hurry?"

    Ooh, sweep me off my feet, the words ever girl wants to here "I'm almost done!" Guess what cupcake, I am done, swimming away now. ;)
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    #1228

    Sep 23, 2010, 08:47 PM

    My fav was a park behind a bush with tons of people around (this was in the middle of the night, no risk of kids).

    The family bathroom at the mall was a good one too.

    Not to mention the time under the propane tank in front of a hotel... that was classy.
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    #1229

    Sep 23, 2010, 08:48 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Ya, it was an interesting experience. We were in the lake, amongst hundreds of other people, and the mood struck. Relatively safe, or so we thought, and than I see my mom swimming towards us. My super sweet hubby (than boyfriend) says "but I'm almost done, can't we hurry?"

    Ooh, sweep me off my feet, the words ever girl wants to here "I'm almost done!" Guess what cupcake, I am done, swimming away now. ;)
    Did Mom have any clue what you were up to? Haha
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    #1230

    Sep 23, 2010, 08:49 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Enigma1999 View Post
    oooh I got one, who has had sex on a water tower? That was intense!
    I've never even seen a water tower, but I'll be sure to try it when I do. :)

    Sex on a raft? Anyone?

    Sex in my parents bed, with two guys, when I was a teen and they were away in Germany. Of course I washed the sheets, but apparently I put them on wrong. That of course was the first thing my mom noticed on her return. My excuse "I slept in your bed while you were gone because I missed you and I washed the sheets because I wanted you to come home to a fresh clean bed".

    I'm just glad they didn't see the condom on the floor that I apparently missed when doing the clean up. :eek:
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    #1231

    Sep 23, 2010, 08:49 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Enigma1999 View Post
    Meow!:D;)
    That so made my night darlin'.

    Danke. I mean that. Helluva week. Ugly stuff. Nice to finish it with a brief moment of your attention.
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    #1232

    Sep 23, 2010, 08:50 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Enigma1999 View Post
    Did Mom have any clue what you were up to? haha
    No way! Not MY mom. :p

    She thought we were hugging. :)
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    #1233

    Sep 23, 2010, 08:51 PM

    And I have to say the one under the propane tank was a two weeks ago...
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    #1234

    Sep 23, 2010, 08:51 PM

    Not to mention the time under the propane tank in front of a hotel... that was classy.
    I peed by a propane tank once. Gosh, I hope it wasn't the same one. :p
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    #1235

    Sep 23, 2010, 08:51 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I've never even seen a water tower, but I'll be sure to try it when I do. :)

    Sex on a raft? Anyone?

    Sex in my parents bed, with two guys, when I was a teen and they were away in Germany. Of course I washed the sheets, but apparently I put them on wrong. That of course was the first thing my mom noticed on her return. My excuse "I slept in your bed while you were gone because I missed you and I washed the sheets because I wanted you to come home to a fresh clean bed".

    I'm just glad they didn't see the condom on the floor that I apparently missed when doing the clean up. :eek:
    At least you were kind enough to wash the sheets. Haha
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    #1236

    Sep 23, 2010, 08:52 PM

    Oh Gawd, you started this Enigma, but here is the story to top all stories... Nothing better than doing it behind a dumpster and getting up only to find someone else's condom stuck to your arse...
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    #1237

    Sep 23, 2010, 08:53 PM
    Sex outside is lovely. There's just something about feeling the cool air press down upon your bare skin... its just awesome.
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    #1238

    Sep 23, 2010, 08:54 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Oh Gawd, you started this Enigma, but here is the story to top all stories.... Nothing better than doing it behind a dumpster and getting up only to find someone elses condom stuck to your arse....
    Oops, my bad. I thought it had cleared the top. ;)
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    #1239

    Sep 23, 2010, 08:54 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Enigma1999 View Post
    If you like the threat of being caught, try having sex in a car at a police station parking lot. just saying. :eek:
    Is that a proposal?
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    #1240

    Sep 23, 2010, 08:55 PM

    Damn you KP! Ok at least it was yours. Much better mental pic than what I was thinking...

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