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albear · Jul 25, 2010, 02:12 PM

So, there's this yellow toad wandering around in the forest kind of ticked off because he doesn't want to be yellow. Life would be easier if he were green like the other toads.. He'd sure be less visible to predators for one thing. Anyway... this yellow toad bumps into a fairy godmother.
He begs her: "Fairy godmother, please make me green like the other toads. I am tired of being so visible to predators and suchlike."
The fairy godmother whips out her magic wand and says, "Toadra-capokus! You're green!"
The toad looks down and sees that he is green except for his package, which is still yellow. He says to the fairy godmother: "Wait a minute! My pecker's still yellow!"
To this the fairy godmother replies: "I don't do johnsons. You will have to go see The Wizard of Oz for that." The toad thanks her and hops off on his way.
There is a purple bear wandering about the very same woods. As luck would have it, he also encounters the very same fairy godmother. He implores her: "Fairy godmother, please make me brown like all the other bears. None of the lady bears want to be seen with me on account that the hunters can spot me from a mile off."
She, being a nice fairy godmother, takes out her magic wand and says:"Bearus-cadabra! You're brown!"
The bear looks down and sees that he is, in fact, brown with the exception of the ole twig and berries. They remain purple. He says: "My wang is still purple!" She says: "I don't do units, you will have to go see The Wizard of Oz for that."
To this the bear replies: "Well that's just dandy, but how the hell do I find The Wizard of Oz?"
The fairy godmother answers: "That's easy... just follow the yellow prick'd Toad!"

albear · Jul 25, 2010, 02:21 PM

Originally Posted by redhed35

im having my last smoke of the day....

god i love smoking,i should'nt but i do.

Tut tut red,

Catsmine · Jul 25, 2010, 02:23 PM

Originally Posted by albear

The fairy godmother answers: "That's easy... just follow the yellow prick'd Toad!"

You typed that much just foist THIS on us?

Sad, really.

ISneezeFunny · Jul 25, 2010, 02:25 PM

Originally Posted by Altenweg

My rules has always been "I will not date a man with larger breasts than me".

Of course that's pretty much the entire population of men. I hope! :eek:

You'd be shocked at what I saw yesterday.

Dude had at least JJ cups. Seriously.

albear · Jul 25, 2010, 02:26 PM

Originally Posted by Catsmine

You typed that much just foist THIS on us?

Sad, really.

Well it originally used a word beginning with d but it got censored :(

Plus it was a copy n paste job, not much effort really :)

Catsmine · Jul 25, 2010, 02:28 PM

Originally Posted by albear

well it originally used a word beginning with d but it got censored :(

plus it was a copy n paste job, not much effort really :)

I wouldn't admit to a pun that bad, either.

albear · Jul 25, 2010, 02:30 PM

Originally Posted by Catsmine

I wouldn't admit to a pun that bad, either.

I felt left out having no jokes to post,and this came in a recent set of emails, others of which were rude... er :D

redhed35 · Jul 25, 2010, 02:40 PM

What's the longest time you've spent on amhd?

My longest was 10 hours... shocking I know.

One minute shaz was saying goodnight the next she was saying good morning... ten hours had passed...

Catsmine · Jul 25, 2010, 02:43 PM

Originally Posted by redhed35

whats the longest time you've spent on amhd?

my longest was 10 hours...shocking i know.

one minute shaz was saying goodnight the next she was saying good morning...ten hours had passed.....

At one time? Do bathroom breaks count? Depends on how many pretty girls there were to flirt with.

Cat1864 · Jul 25, 2010, 02:43 PM

Originally Posted by redhed35

whats the longest time you've spent on amhd?

my longest was 10 hours...shocking i know.

one minute shaz was saying goodnight the next she was saying good morning...ten hours had passed.....

I've had nights like those, but you were the one saying Goodnight and Good morning. :)

redhed35 · Jul 25, 2010, 02:46 PM

Where does the time go,if no one is one the boards or the threads are quite I just potter away in old threads...

The old member discussion threads keep me entertained for hours...

albear · Jul 25, 2010, 02:53 PM

YouTube - Mumford & Sons - The Cave

Any in particular red?

albear · Jul 25, 2010, 02:56 PM

Originally Posted by redhed35

whats the longest time you've spent on amhd?

my longest was 10 hours...shocking i know.

one minute shaz was saying goodnight the next she was saying good morning...ten hours had passed.....

Longest I think is close to 14 hours

Yeah I know :(

Aurora_Bell · Jul 25, 2010, 04:02 PM

Hey guys. How was every one's week end? I think the longest I have spent would be around 10 hours. Long.

albear · Jul 25, 2010, 04:06 PM

Wasn't very good to be honest bella, you can kind of guess why, hope yours was a lot better.

Only downside of working so far, I can't take a few days for some self destruction :(

hheath541 · Jul 25, 2010, 04:12 PM

Originally Posted by albear

So, there's this yellow toad wandering around in the forest kinda ticked off because he doesn't want to be yellow. Life would be easier if he were green like the other toads.. He'd sure be less visible to predators for one thing. Anyway... this yellow toad bumps into a fairy godmother.
He begs her: "Fairy godmother, please make me green like the other toads. I am tired of being so visible to predators and suchlike."
The fairy godmother whips out her magic wand and says, "Toadra-capokus! You're green!"
The toad looks down and sees that he is green except for his package, which is still yellow. He says to the fairy godmother: "Wait a minute! My pecker's still yellow!"
To this the fairy godmother replies: "I don't do johnsons. You will have to go see The Wizard of Oz for that." The toad thanks her and hops off on his way.
There is a purple bear wandering about the very same woods. As luck would have it, he also encounters the very same fairy godmother. He implores her: "Fairy godmother, please make me brown like all the other bears. None of the lady bears want to be seen with me on account that the hunters can spot me from a mile off."
She, being a nice fairy godmother, takes out her magic wand and says:"Bearus-cadabra! You're brown!"
The bear looks down and sees that he is, in fact, brown with the exception of the ole twig and berries. They remain purple. He says: "My wang is still purple!" She says: "I don't do units, you will have to go see The Wizard of Oz for that."
To this the bear replies: "Well that's just dandy, but how the hell do I find The Wizard of Oz?"
The fairy godmother answers: "That's easy... just follow the yellow prick'd Toad!"

That made me laugh. I tried to share it with a friend, but the messenger butchered it and sent the last part in the middle, for some reason.

hheath541 · Jul 25, 2010, 04:14 PM

Originally Posted by albear

longest i think is close to 14 hours

yeah i know :(

Mine's probably closer to 24, but I was also doing other stuff. Watching videos, reading stories, finding things to entertain myself.

albear · Jul 25, 2010, 04:14 PM

Originally Posted by hheath541

that made me laugh. i tried to share it with a friend, but the messenger butchered it and sent the last part in the middle, for some reason.

Sorry to hear that heath :(

Nothing worse than a good joke butchered :(

albear · Jul 25, 2010, 04:17 PM

Originally Posted by hheath541

mine's probably closer to 24, but i was also doing other stuff. watching videos, reading stories, finding things to entertain myself.

Ahhh the other stuff, those little breaks during the day before getting back to AMHD :)

Sorry, ill stop replying to everything now :(

About time I buggered off anyhoo

Night all

Aurora_Bell · Jul 25, 2010, 04:43 PM

Oh Bear, I'm sorry to hear about your week end. I know you're feeling pretty down :( :( I hope you start feeling better soon. {{hugs}}