[cal823]

Lol.
In West Australia where I live it wouldn't be. Unless you was in a position of authority over me.

[Alty]

Alty, I'm 25... if you were my mom, that would be scary... but you are a hot mom, thats for sure... :)

:o Aw, that's so sweet. I'm blushing. I'm, I'm, flustered. :o

[Alty]

Lol.
In West Australia where I live it wouldnt be. Unless you was in a position of authority over me.

Describe "position of authority" ;)

[cal823]

:p

[BlackVY]

:o Aw, that's so sweet. I'm blushing. I'm, I'm, flustered. :o

Haha... you know its true... go look in a mirror if you don't believe me... ;)

[BlackVY]

Lol.
In West Australia where I live it wouldnt be. Unless you was in a position of authority over me.

Aussie Aussie Aussie! :D

[cal823]

Oi oi oi!

[friend4u178]

Stop it you two , that's embarrassing :rolleyes:

[cal823]

No!
You start it!

[BlackVY]

Stop it you two , thats embarrasing :rolleyes:

Come on M... show us your Aussie pride... Lol!

We need Shaz in here too...

[Alty]

Haha... you know its true... go look in a mirror if you don't believe me... ;)

::looking in mirror::

Egad! What the hell happened? :eek:

That was a bad idea. ;)

[Alty]

Aussie Aussie Aussie!! :D

Attica! Attica! Attica!

Not kosher? :p

[cal823]

Now
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

[Alty]

Head desk! Head desk! Smacking head on desk!! :(

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/relati...ow-387933.html

[cal823]

Haha.
*Smashes Head into desk*

[friend4u178]

Come on M... show us your Aussie pride.... Lol!

We need Shaz in here too...

Blacky
I'm as proud as any Aussie , but that osi osi osi thing grates on me :eek:

[Alty]

A Starby classic;

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half
Discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
Fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America , well
Developed and open to trade, especially for someone
With cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot,
Relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently
Aging; but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,
With a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost
Some wars, won some great battles but haunted by past
Mistakes, still very strong and proud.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide
And border s are now largely un-patrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet . Off the beaten path,
With a mysterious past and the wisdom of the
Ages... still desirable but only those with an
Adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual
Knowledge and true love dare visit there.

GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 78, a man is like Iran, ruled by a d*ck.

I thought this would be appropriate, seeing as we're discussing countries, age, beauty, etc. And Starby sent it to me so it includes her too.

See how I wrapped that up in a neat little package?

Yup, I'm that good! :)

[BlackVY]

Blacky
I'm as proud as any Aussie , but that osi osi osi thing grates on me :eek:

Really? We used to love yelling that out at the cricket... Hmm... maybe it's a Westie thing... Lol!

[Alty]

Well, that joke bombed.

I stopped all communication here.

Bad Alty. Bad girl. :(

[friend4u178]

A Starby classic;

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half
discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America , well
developed and open to trade, especially for someone
with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently
aging; but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,
with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost
some wars, won some great battles but haunted by past
mistakes, still very strong and proud.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide
and border s are now largely un-patrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet . Off the beaten path,
with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the
ages...still desirable but only those with an
adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual
knowledge and true love dare visit there.

GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 78, a man is like Iran, ruled by a d*ck.

I thought this would be appropriate, seeing as we're discussing countries, age, beauty, etc. And Starby sent it to me so it includes her too.

See how I wrapped that up in a neat little package?

Yup, I'm that good! :)

Very funny ;)