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    #1

    Jun 26, 2009, 05:23 PM
    Funny quotes
    Do you know any funny cool quotes?:cool:
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    #2

    Jun 26, 2009, 05:40 PM

    Google, again.

    Most of your questions just require you to do a little work, put in some effort.
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    Jun 26, 2009, 05:45 PM

    Fire Hot Quotes

    Hilarious Quotes, Short Funny Quotes

    Funny Quotes, Famous Quotations and Sayings

    Like Alty said. :Google it!

    It actually takes you twice as long to type this and post it than it would to put it in a search engine.

    Sarah
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    #4

    Jun 26, 2009, 06:25 PM

    Or you could Bing it.
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    Jun 26, 2009, 06:27 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    Or you could Bing it.
    Ooooo aren't we fancy with our new search engine :D
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    Jun 26, 2009, 06:29 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    ooooo arent we fancy with our new search engine :D
    Just giving Herbie something new to play with ;)
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    Jun 26, 2009, 06:31 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    Just giving Herbie something new to play with ;)
    Lol no worries :)
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    Jun 26, 2009, 06:58 PM

    Tnx for making fun of me;)
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    Jun 26, 2009, 07:10 PM

    Yeah Mona, sometimes they can get pretty full of themselves. If you had known to Google the question, why would you have asked? If you did know to Google it and asked anyway, you were looking for links, which you got. So call it good.
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    Jun 27, 2009, 10:40 AM

    I have a few but they are too dirty to post :p
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    Jun 27, 2009, 10:42 AM

    Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons... for you are CRUNCHY... and taste good with KETCHUP!

    -unknown
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    Jun 27, 2009, 02:53 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by mona93 View Post
    tnx for makin fun of me;)
    That wasn't my intention.

    It's just a bit annoying to have to do someone else's research for them when it's so easy
    To do on your own.

    I don't have the time to Google things for others.
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    Jun 27, 2009, 03:00 PM
    I didn't refer to you .sorry... and I didn't ask anyone to look on Google... I asked if someone knows some really funny quotes... I know the quotes on Google and they're laim
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    Jun 27, 2009, 03:04 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by mona93 View Post
    i didn't refer to you .sorry...and i didn't ask anyone to look on google ...i asked if someone knows some really funny quotes...i know the quotes on google and they're laim
    Actually there are some really great quotes on Google, some great sites, you just have to look through them.

    All of the quotes I've had in my signature throughout the time I've been here have been ones I found on the internet.

    There is a thread full of quotes. I'll find it and post the link for you.

    Not all of them are funny ones, there's a mix so you'll have to go through them.

    Here's the link;

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/books-...fe-171287.html
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    Jun 27, 2009, 03:15 PM
    Tnx but still I didn't find anything intresting... anyway I give up... can you tell haw did you put the photo at your profile?. :confused:
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    #16

    Jun 27, 2009, 03:17 PM

    Just follow the link below, it will tell you how. :)

    Ask Me Help Desk - FAQ: <u>Your Member Profile: Personalizing what others see about you</u>
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    Jun 27, 2009, 03:34 PM
    It doesn't show me the browser... but anyway tnx again:)
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    #18

    Jun 27, 2009, 03:36 PM

    Did you got to Edit photo on your profile page?

    The browser should show up.
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    Jun 27, 2009, 03:50 PM
    No... my network is running low... and that's why it doesn't show up I think... tnx anyway
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    #20

    Jan 15, 2010, 03:31 AM
    Here is the top 10 hilarious quotes from single site
    http://itshumour.blogspot.com/2009/09/top-10-hilarious-quotes.html

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