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    #281

    May 11, 2009, 10:26 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    Try telling that to Vaughn!!!
    I bought him a black jacket and it had 2 pink drawstrings... he hates it lol
    Asked a girl I was dating if she had some chapstick. Parched lips are bad. Slickery lips are better. So she said yes, but it was kinds "girly"... sure of myself, I said "it doesnt matter"

    Well after proverbially waving my confidence around the room I had to promptly put it away... just couldn't use it. At least not in public. Slender pink thing. With glittery type stuff, an applicator tip brush thingy.

    Might as well have been shaped like a penis and have the lip goo squirt out.

    Man card violation.
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    #282

    May 11, 2009, 10:27 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    I think bowling is fun Shazzy... maybe we're dorks? :confused:
    Nah Alty is the dork... bowling is for cool people :cool:
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    #283

    May 11, 2009, 10:28 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    asked a girl i was dating if she had some chapstick. parched lips r bad. slickery lips r better. so she said yes, but it was kinds "girly"... sure of myself, i said "it doesnt matter"

    well after proverbially waving my confidence around the room i had to promptly put it away... just couldnt use it. at least not in public. slender pink thing. with glittery type stuff, an applicator tip brush thingy.

    might as well have been shaped like a penis and have the lip goo squirt out.

    man card violation.
    Next time, KP, just pull out your vibrator for personal pleasure, and people will think nothing of it... ;)
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    #284

    May 11, 2009, 10:28 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Krazi View Post
    sex in the movies is great!!! the car thing is out unless you have a desinated driver behind the wheel. House parties are still in but not as fun/safe...to many idiots out there now-a-days....
    The car thing never worked well for me, I have long legs, big boobs, bad things happen.

    Sex in the movies, it's okay, but sex in the stairwell of a highrise, that was fun!
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    #285

    May 11, 2009, 10:28 AM
    Aw... I liked the other avi, sarah...

    Not that there's much wrong with that one.
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    #286

    May 11, 2009, 10:29 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    asked a girl i was dating if she had some chapstick. parched lips r bad. slickery lips r better. so she said yes, but it was kinds "girly"... sure of myself, i said "it doesnt matter"

    well after proverbially waving my confidence around the room i had to promptly put it away... just couldnt use it. at least not in public. slender pink thing. with glittery type stuff, an applicator tip brush thingy.

    might as well have been shaped like a penis and have the lip goo squirt out.

    man card violation.
    I'm picturing it and the look on your face is priceless.

    Not many men can pull off sparkles! :)
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    #287

    May 11, 2009, 10:29 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    aw... i liked the other avi, sarah...

    not that theres much wrong with that one.
    ---which one? LOL I changed them a lot.

    Sarah
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    #288

    May 11, 2009, 10:30 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    might as well have been shaped like a penis and have the lip goo squirt out.

    man card violation.
    I nearly choked on the my chocolate reading that!
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    #289

    May 11, 2009, 10:30 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    Next time, KP, just pull out your vibrator for personal pleasure, and people will think nothing of it...;)
    No can do... that "personal" vibe belonged to a girl. Lost it when I packed up her crap and left it on the front porch.
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    #290

    May 11, 2009, 10:30 AM

    Ugh! Note to self, never try to instigate "that type of talk" with my fiancé... This is really starting to get annoying guys
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    #291

    May 11, 2009, 10:31 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    ---which one? LOL I changed them a lot.

    Sarah
    You set records weekly on changing your avi... almost gives me a headache! :mad:
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    #292

    May 11, 2009, 10:31 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    Nah Alty is the dork... bowling is for cool people :cool:
    Bowling sucks. You wear shoes that have been worn by 2 million other people, you run down a lane throw a ball and try to knock over pins. Where's the fun in that?

    Now, if they had my exes lined up like pins then I'd be a pro bowler, loving every minute of it! :)
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    #293

    May 11, 2009, 10:32 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    You set records weekly on changing your avi...almost gives me a headache! :mad:
    Awww I like a bit of change!
    I get sick of seeing my same picture every day :p
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    #294

    May 11, 2009, 10:32 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Romefalls19 View Post
    Ugh! Note to self, never try to instigate "that type of talk" with my fiance...This is really starting to get annoying guys
    What on earth did you say?
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    #295

    May 11, 2009, 10:32 AM

    Elevator sex!!

    Why can't I get an animated pic? [not allowed?]

    Kp... glitter lip gloss??
    Lmao!
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    #296

    May 11, 2009, 10:33 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    Awww I like a bit of change!
    I get sick of seeing my same picture every day :p
    Some people take it personally. Heaven forbid I change my Avi... the world collapses.
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    #297

    May 11, 2009, 10:33 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    ---which one? LOL I changed them a lot.

    Sarah
    The candid you just had up.
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    #298

    May 11, 2009, 10:33 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    You set records weekly on changing your avi...almost gives me a headache! :mad:
    I like change.

    I get bored.

    What can I say.

    Sarah
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    #299

    May 11, 2009, 10:34 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    The car thing never worked well for me, I have long legs, big boobs, bad things happen.

    Sex in the movies, it's okay, but sex in the stairwell of a highrise, that was fun!
    Sex in the car, the only thing the old boat cars of the 80s were good for.

    Least you had some room to maneuver. Cars now a days, no way.

    Road head is still optional in all vehicles and the reason not to purchase a stick shift.
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    #300

    May 11, 2009, 10:34 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    Some people take it personally. Heaven forbid I change my Avi...the world collapses.
    Yeah but everyone loves your avi lol
    You are permitted to change it, but it must be another tiger :p

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