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    #481

    Mar 25, 2009, 07:49 AM

    I am full of happy dancing.

    I may even get to take a nap today... just a thought. And naps are very worthy of happy dancing.

    Now if I had won the lottery I would be happy dancing myself all the way to Vegas and it would probably make the news because no doubt it would be quite the specticle.
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    #482

    Mar 25, 2009, 07:51 AM
    Alty, since the sickness came through the computer monitor from yours, I know that you understand and know all about my sickness.

    Thank you for the get well though. I am feeling better it's just the physical wipeout that still has a hold of me. :D
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    #483

    Mar 25, 2009, 07:51 AM

    Ah, the lottery, the things I would do.

    1. Pay off my house.

    2. Buy a new car.

    3. Take a trip to Germany to see my family.

    4. Trip to Hawaii to see other peoples families. ;)

    5. Visit every one of you.

    6. Buy and acerage and start a no kill shelter.

    7. Hide! I'm sure I'll have long lost friends coming to say hi.

    Yup, that's the plan. :)
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    #484

    Mar 25, 2009, 07:54 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Ah, the lottery, the things I would do.

    1. Pay off my house.

    2. Buy a new car.

    3. Take a trip to Germany to see my family.

    4. Trip to Hawaii to see other peoples families. ;)

    5. Visit each and every one of you.

    6. Buy and acerage and start a no kill shelter.

    7. Hide! I'm sure I'll have long lost friends coming to say hi.

    Yup, that's the plan. :)

    Fix up our jail?
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    #485

    Mar 25, 2009, 07:55 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Fix up our jail?
    Our jail? Now it's ours? Hmmm, interesting. :cool:
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    #486

    Mar 25, 2009, 07:55 AM

    We are on to the male booty house, no time to go back to the jail.
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    #487

    Mar 25, 2009, 07:57 AM

    I like the booty house better.

    Now Stringer, put on your thong and get to work, slacker! ;)
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    Mar 25, 2009, 07:57 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Our jail? Now it's ours? Hmmm, interesting. :cool:
    Hmmm, you did just say friends would be coming out of the woodworks... :rolleyes:
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    #489

    Mar 25, 2009, 07:59 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    Hmmm, you did hust say friends would be coming outta the woodworks...:rolleyes:
    True! Hmmm, very, very interesting.

    Na, Stringer has been a friend for a long time, love him to death, he's a big sweetie. Darn, that's going to go straight to his head. :(
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    Mar 25, 2009, 07:59 AM
    Look at the ducky, he is so cute... :D

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    #491

    Mar 25, 2009, 08:00 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Our jail? Now it's ours? Hmmm, interesting. :cool:
    I was, of course, referring to those of us that are certified by the 'powers that be' and in good standing with all our moral codes in place. Hee :rolleyes:
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    #492

    Mar 25, 2009, 08:02 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    True! Hmmm, very, very interesting.

    Na, Stringer has been a friend for a long time, love him to death, he's a big sweetie. Darn, that's going to go straight to his head. :(
    Well, thank you lady, needed that today... :)
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    #493

    Mar 25, 2009, 08:02 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    I was, of course, referring to those of us that are certified by the 'powers that be' and in good standing with all our moral codes in place. hee :rolleyes:
    But that doesn't include me. :(

    I'm not paying for the jail, I'm building a spa, a really nice spa. If you're good, I'll let you work there. :D
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    #494

    Mar 25, 2009, 08:03 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Well, thank ya lady, needed that today...:)
    Are you having a bad day Stringer dear? Come here, give Alty a big hug, I'll make it all better. Just rest your head on my... shoulder! What did you think I was going to say? :eek:
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    #495

    Mar 25, 2009, 08:05 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Are you having a bad day Stringer dear? Come here, give Alty a big hug, I'll make it all better. Just rest your head on my........ shoulder! What did you think I was going to say? :eek:
    Well, based upon descriptions I have heard... something a little more interesting...
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    #496

    Mar 25, 2009, 08:05 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Well, based upon descriptions I have heard...something a little more interesting....
    My neck? :D
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    #497

    Mar 25, 2009, 08:06 AM

    Hey everyone. I am back again. If you won Alty, could you lend me $5?
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    #498

    Mar 25, 2009, 08:07 AM

    Oh, and can I rest me head on your other "shoulder" or "neck"
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    #499

    Mar 25, 2009, 08:07 AM

    Five bucks, sure, I can do that, heck, since you're a friend, I'll make it ten. ;)
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    #500

    Mar 25, 2009, 08:07 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    Oh, and can I rest me head on your other "shoulder" or "neck"
    Sure, I love being in a man sandwich. Ooops, out loud again! :(

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