Ask Experts Questions for FREE Help !
Ask
Page 43 of 76 « First < 2338434863 > Last»
    Stringer's Avatar
    Stringer Posts: 3,733, Reputation: 770
    Business Expert
    		  
    #841

    Mar 16, 2009, 01:44 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    No problem. That's what I am here for.

    Why the bad day?
    Nothing special... I usually have 2 or 3 a week, but I don't want to bore you... I'll get over it... just need to take care of a few people... :mad:
    Justwantfair's Avatar
    Justwantfair Posts: 3,422, Reputation: 944
    Ultra Member
    		  
    #842

    Mar 16, 2009, 01:44 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    No problem. That's what I am here for.

    Why the bad day?
    Cause Stringer needs my business help but I am all the way over here. :D
    Stringer's Avatar
    Stringer Posts: 3,733, Reputation: 770
    Business Expert
    		  
    #843

    Mar 16, 2009, 01:45 PM

    Ok, a 'smile' joke... not quite a 'LOL' joke...

    A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he Thought she
    Might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach Her, he called the
    Family Doctor to discuss the problem.

    The Doctor told him there is a
    Simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea
    About her hearing loss.
    Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40
    Feet away from Her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she
    Hears you.If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a
    Response."

    That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and
    he was In the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see What
    Happens." Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"

    No
    Response.
    So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his
    Wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
    Still no response.

    Next
    He moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his Wife and asks,
    "Honey, what's for dinner?"
    Again he gets no response.

    So, he walks up
    To the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey,what's for dinner?" Again there
    Is no response.

    So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for
    dinner?"

    (I just love this)

    "George, for the FIFTH time,
    CHICKEN!"!!
    Justwantfair's Avatar
    Justwantfair Posts: 3,422, Reputation: 944
    Ultra Member
    		  
    #844

    Mar 16, 2009, 01:47 PM

    That is the story of my father.
    adam_89's Avatar
    adam_89 Posts: 1,866, Reputation: 280
    Ultra Member
    		  
    #845

    Mar 16, 2009, 01:50 PM

    That is hilarious. A good joke can almost lighten any mood. I am about to leave out of here. I hope you guys have a good evening.
    Justwantfair's Avatar
    Justwantfair Posts: 3,422, Reputation: 944
    Ultra Member
    		  
    #846

    Mar 16, 2009, 01:51 PM

    Night Adam, same time same place TOMORROW... :D
    adam_89's Avatar
    adam_89 Posts: 1,866, Reputation: 280
    Ultra Member
    		  
    #847

    Mar 16, 2009, 01:54 PM

    OK. Sounds like a plan. Bye!
    Stringer's Avatar
    Stringer Posts: 3,733, Reputation: 770
    Business Expert
    		  
    #848

    Mar 16, 2009, 01:56 PM

    Have a nice evening Adam (Deputy... stay alert!)
    Stringer's Avatar
    Stringer Posts: 3,733, Reputation: 770
    Business Expert
    		  
    #849

    Mar 16, 2009, 01:57 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    Cause Stringer needs my business help but I am all the way over here. :D
    I have to deal with many types of egos both from clients and business partners... I don't lose.
    JoeCanada76's Avatar
    JoeCanada76 Posts: 6,669, Reputation: 1707
    Uber Member
    		  
    #850

    Mar 16, 2009, 05:31 PM

    HC and Starby, Wow you both have had lots of issues come up recently. I truly feel for both of you. Starby I wished you did not have to worry about that.

    SHERIFF HOW MANY WARNINGS DO YOU EXPECT US TO GIVE??
    Stringer's Avatar
    Stringer Posts: 3,733, Reputation: 770
    Business Expert
    		  
    #851

    Mar 16, 2009, 05:57 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    HC and Starby, Wow you both have had lots of issues come up recently. I truly feel for both of you. Starby I wished you did not have to worry about that.

    SHERIFF HOW MANY WARNINGS DO YOU EXPECT US TO GIVE???
    Hey deputy, at this point let's say one...
    JoeCanada76's Avatar
    JoeCanada76 Posts: 6,669, Reputation: 1707
    Uber Member
    		  
    #852

    Mar 16, 2009, 06:22 PM

    Stringer I am going to say goodnight.

    Goodnight everyone...
    Stringer's Avatar
    Stringer Posts: 3,733, Reputation: 770
    Business Expert
    		  
    #853

    Mar 16, 2009, 07:05 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    Stringer I am going to say goodnight.

    Goodnight everyone.........
    Goodnight my friend.. have a good rest.
    Stringer's Avatar
    Stringer Posts: 3,733, Reputation: 770
    Business Expert
    		  
    #854

    Mar 16, 2009, 07:10 PM

    Cute... resilient little buggers (duckies)...

    LiveLeak.com - The most fearless baby ducklings ever.
    albear's Avatar
    albear Posts: 1,594, Reputation: 222
    Ultra Member
    		  
    #855

    Mar 16, 2009, 07:14 PM

    And so another day ends in amhd land and everyone is heading off to bed. :D
    JoeCanada76's Avatar
    JoeCanada76 Posts: 6,669, Reputation: 1707
    Uber Member
    		  
    #856

    Mar 16, 2009, 07:16 PM

    That is awesome...

    See Starby there is lots of hope for you yet... (;
    Stringer's Avatar
    Stringer Posts: 3,733, Reputation: 770
    Business Expert
    		  
    #857

    Mar 16, 2009, 07:20 PM

    But... mommy duck had feathers..
    Stringer's Avatar
    Stringer Posts: 3,733, Reputation: 770
    Business Expert
    		  
    #858

    Mar 16, 2009, 07:29 PM

    Another smile before bed...

    Trip to Jamaica
    A blond gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section. The stewardess tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blond replies, "I'm blond,
    I'm smart and I have a good job. I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica."

    The stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the woman to leave and she says, "I'm blond, I'm smart, and I have a good job. I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica."

    The stewardesses don't know what to do because they have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off, so they get the copilot. The copilot goes up to the blond and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section.

    The head stewardess asks the copilot what he said to get her to move. The copilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica."
    albear's Avatar
    albear Posts: 1,594, Reputation: 222
    Ultra Member
    		  
    #859

    Mar 16, 2009, 07:47 PM

    Lol blond jokes are always good for a laugh :D
    Stringer's Avatar
    Stringer Posts: 3,733, Reputation: 770
    Business Expert
    		  
    #860

    Mar 16, 2009, 07:48 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    lol blond jokes are always good for a laugh :D
    We do pick on them a lot don't we... by the way bear... are there any blond ducks?
Not your question? Ask your question View similar questions
 
Page 43 of 76 « First < 2338434863 > Last»

Question Tools Search this Question
Search this Question:

Advanced Search


Check out some similar questions!

Movie that had "Death" brand cigarette's [ 3 Answers ]

Anyone remember this movie? All I can remember was that it was late 80's, early 90's, kind of Pulp Fiction-y Quentin Tarantino style movie. The only scene I remember was the main character who was a female (I think it might have even been Drew Barrymore?) driving some car smoking those Death...

Home electrical "updated" [ 3 Answers ]

My daughter recently purchased a house built in '60. The house was inspected and a few minor discrepancies were found and corrected. The insurer wanted to know if the electrical had been "updated". What does "updated" mean?

Hose bib question "prier" brand [ 5 Answers ]

I've got a leaky hose bib that says PRIER on the body of the bib. I'm guessing PRIER is the name of the company that made it. It is a frost proof bib and it leaks only when it is turned on. It leaks around where the stem (part with the handle on it) screws into the bib body (part that is...

View more questions Search