[KC13]

The 7 dwarfs visit the Vatican and, being the 7 dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the group. "Grumpy, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?" Grumpy asks, "Excuse me, your excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?" The Pope wrinkles his brow at such an odd question, thinks for a moment, and answers, "No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome." In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them. Then he turns back, clears his throat, and asks, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns anywhere in Europe?" The Pope, now puzzled, thinks for a moment and replies, "No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe." This time, all the dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry glare. Grumpy turns back and pleads, "Mr. Pope, are there ANY dwarf nuns ANYWHERE in the world?" The Pope, now completely confused by such questions says, "I'm sorry, my son, but there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world." The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears streaming down their cheeks, shouting in unison, "Grumpy screwed a penguin! Grumpy screwed a penguin! Grumpy screwed a penguin!"