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    #921

    Feb 7, 2009, 03:51 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Moving in with Starby? Priceless........... :rolleyes:
    No kidding! :rolleyes:
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    #922

    Feb 7, 2009, 03:54 PM

    You're a good friend Starby, and he's been there for you too, in the past. I'm sure he'll be out soon.

    Now, go wake his a$$ up and make him clean! :)

    Okay, another break over, time to clean the bird. FYI, bird poo stinks too, and it stains. :(
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    #923

    Feb 7, 2009, 03:56 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    You're a good friend Starby, and he's been there for you too, in the past. I'm sure he'll be out soon.

    Now, go wake his a$$ up and make him clean! :)

    Okay, another break over, time to clean the bird. FYI, bird poo stinks too, and it stains. :(
    Just throw it away Alty... please don't try and read the newspaper articles. :eek:
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    #924

    Feb 7, 2009, 03:57 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    You're a good friend Starby, and he's been there for you too, in the past. I'm sure he'll be out soon.

    Now, go wake his a$$ up and make him clean! :)

    Okay, another break over, time to clean the bird. FYI, bird poo stinks too, and it stains. :(
    Yet another piece of useful information from the human encyclopedia alty, I'm going to win a lot of pub quizzes with this info thanks alty :D

    Starby you need him on a shock collar or something , so you can make him earn his keep when you want him to lol :D
    But maybe just put it up on the legal boards to see if they can think of anything :)
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    #925

    Feb 7, 2009, 04:06 PM

    I might just post on the legal board, or ask Judy if she's got any idea's.

    I like the shock collar idea! Hahahaha!

    Oh, someone is awake! I guess I better stop talking! I never know when he's watching. Uugghhhh!
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    #926

    Feb 7, 2009, 04:10 PM

    Lol you could always use it as a threat :D
    As long as your not reading the posts out loud he shouldn't be any the wiser :D
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    #927

    Feb 7, 2009, 04:15 PM

    Starby, are you reading aloud again. Read in your head, just like I taught you. ;)

    Bear, I'm a fountain of information, ask anything, go ahead. :)
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    #928

    Feb 7, 2009, 04:23 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Starby, are you reading aloud again. Read in your head, just like I taught you. ;)

    Bear, I'm a fountain of information, ask anything, go ahead. :)
    Hmmm soooo many questions and only one chance, well how can starby solve her life intrusion and get back to normal day to day stuff like falling over in the snow :D
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    #929

    Feb 7, 2009, 04:24 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    hmmm soooo many questions and only one chance, well how can starby solve her life intrusion and get back to normal day to day stuff like falling over in the snow :D
    Do you want the legal answer or the illegal one? :cool:
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    #930

    Feb 7, 2009, 04:25 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Do you want the legal answer or the illegal one? :cool:
    Hmmmmm both, then starby has a back-up plan :D
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    #931

    Feb 7, 2009, 04:31 PM

    Well, the illegal plan would have to wait until Spring, the ground is simply to frozen to dig a hole. ;)

    Legal plan, call the cops and tell them to remove him from her house, but that would mean losing the friendship forever.

    Either way she's screwed. She's too nice to kick him out and he knows it. It's up to him to get his act together and move on, so he's really the one who needs the legal advice at this point.

    Any more questions? ;)
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    #932

    Feb 7, 2009, 04:50 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Well, the illegal plan would have to wait until Spring, the ground is simply to frozen to dig a hole. ;)

    Legal plan, call the cops and tell them to remove him from her house, but that would mean losing the friendship forever.

    Either way she's screwed. She's too nice to kick him out and he knows it. It's up to him to get his act together and move on, so he's really the one who needs the legal advice at this point.

    Any more questions? ;)
    Hmmmm yea but they're kind of more vague and stuff, but I know who to go to if I need to ask anything then :D,
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    #933

    Feb 7, 2009, 04:51 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    hmmmm yea but theyre kind of more vague and stuff, but i know who to go to if i need to ask anything then :D,
    Don't ask me about guys, they're confusing. ;)
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    #934

    Feb 7, 2009, 04:54 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Don't ask me about guys, they're confusing. ;)
    Lol don't worry about that
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    #935

    Feb 7, 2009, 04:56 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Don't ask me about guys, they're confusing. ;)
    Nawwww we a but simple souls... right Bear.
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    #936

    Feb 7, 2009, 04:56 PM

    I might end up regretting this but since you were kind enough to answer a question of mine, do you have any questions

    Correct stringer
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    #937

    Feb 7, 2009, 04:57 PM

    My double cheese, double pepperoni, double mushroom, hand tossed pizza is here...pipping hot and terrible for my health.....but delicious still...wow, that's hot !!!!!!!! Need a cold beer to go with this...be right back......

    And I need a napkin too the cheese is melting all over my fingers....
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    #938

    Feb 7, 2009, 05:00 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    i might end up regretting this but since you were kind enough to answer a question of mine, do you have any questions

    correct stringer

    "Danger Bear" "Danger!!!!!" YOU, are asking for it... :eek:
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    #939

    Feb 7, 2009, 05:01 PM

    Awww damm it stringer that sounds delicious, I'm on bacardi and dr pepper and sausage rolls lol

    I know its dangerous but alty offered to answer questions so I had to return the favour :)
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    #940

    Feb 7, 2009, 05:04 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    i might end up regretting this but since you were kind enough to answer a question of mine, do you have any questions

    correct stringer
    I get to ask a question? Wow! Okay, have to give this some thought, I want it to be good since I only get one question.

    Hmmmmm...

    Why do men love breasts so much? :confused:

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