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    #421

    Feb 4, 2009, 02:36 PM

    Sheriff? Have you gone insane? Are you being held hostage? Tell us of your plight?!
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    #422

    Feb 4, 2009, 02:40 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Sheriff?? Have you gone insane? Are you being held hostage? Tell us of your plight?!!
    It just might be a good time for our get away!
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    #423

    Feb 4, 2009, 02:42 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    What?? Did I miss something? :rolleyes:
    I see the pics now... but when it was posted... those letters and numbers were all that I saw... and I WAS confused... (now they are the pic... ) which I likey a loty...
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    #424

    Feb 4, 2009, 02:45 PM

    Trying to get away... is a futile effort...
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    #425

    Feb 4, 2009, 02:47 PM

    Kids, hop into my get away car, apparently I drive really fast!

    I got pulled over on the way to pick up the kids, the cop gave me a warning, but still, I GOT PULLED OVER!! :(
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    Feb 4, 2009, 02:49 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Kids, hop into my get away car, apparently I drive really fast!

    I got pulled over on the way to pick up the kids, the cop gave me a warning, but still, I GOT PULLED OVER!!!!!! :(
    Really? WOW Alty. I can't believe it. Well, we can deffinately use the speed! I'm coming!!
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    #427

    Feb 4, 2009, 02:52 PM

    Ya, I can't believe it either, I haven't been pulled over in years (knock on wood) and all of a sudden bam, I get busted! At least he let me off with a warning, I may have to send him a Valentines day card. ;)

    Of course I flirted my little arse off, maybe that helped.

    So hop in, I've got the lead foot, we'll make a run for it! :)
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    #428

    Feb 4, 2009, 02:54 PM

    What special tactic did you use Alty? The batting of the eyelashes?
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    Feb 4, 2009, 02:55 PM

    All right! Lets go somewhere to sell all this jewellery and then buy plane tickets and head to Germany!
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    Feb 4, 2009, 02:58 PM

    YOU TOO ALTY!!

    I GOT PULLED OVER TODAY!

    Yeah, I was speeding too... cop gave me a "written warning"... which... means nothing. Not a ticket, it's just the written version of a verbal warning.

    ... I went 90 in a 55 zone... I should have lost my license today, but I get the feeling the cop didn't have the radar on me, and kind of took a wild guess how fast I was going.

    He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

    I replied, "I know I was over the limit, but not really, how fast was I going, officer?"

    He replied with vexation, "TOO FAST! SLOW IT DOWN!"

    ... heehee
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    #431

    Feb 4, 2009, 02:59 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    What special tactic did you use Alty? The batting of the eyelashes??
    Ya, that and I called him handsome. I know, I feel cheap, but it got me out of a ticket, it would have been an expensive one too, I was going 20km over the limit.

    My bad, sorry, I'll take whatever punishment you all dish out. Bring it on! :D
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    #432

    Feb 4, 2009, 03:00 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny View Post
    YOU TOO ALTY!?!?

    I GOT PULLED OVER TODAY!

    Yeah, I was speeding too...cop gave me a "written warning"...which...means nothing. Not a ticket, it's just the written version of a verbal warning.

    ...I went 90 in a 55 zone...I shoulda lost my license today, but I get the feeling the cop didn't have the radar on me, and kinda took a wild guess how fast I was going.

    He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

    I replied, "I know I was over the limit, but not really, how fast was I going, officer?"

    He replied with vexation, "TOO FAST! SLOW IT DOWN!"

    ...heehee
    Not fair! I had to flirt my way out of it, you just get off without doing anything?

    I had to work for it baby, it wasn't easy. I'm in sweat pants and a sweat shirt, no makeup on, heck, I don't know if I've even brushed my hair today and I still got off. Hmmmm, I'm good! :D
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    Feb 4, 2009, 03:01 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Ya, that and I called him handsome. I know, I feel cheap, but it got me out of a ticket, it would have been an expensive one too, I was going 20km over the limit.

    My bad, sorry, I'll take whatever punishment you all dish out. Bring it on! :D
    Is that it, slow poke :D
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    #434

    Feb 4, 2009, 03:02 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    Alright! Lets go somewhere to sell all this jewelery and then buy plane tickets and head to Germany!
    I don't have a passport, I'll need fake ID. Know anyone who can do that for me? ;)

    I want my name to be "Anastasia Beaverhausen". :)
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    #435

    Feb 4, 2009, 03:03 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    is that it, slow poke :D
    What! That's pretty fast Bear Bum. Especially in a 50 zone. :cool:
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    #436

    Feb 4, 2009, 03:03 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    Alright! Lets go somewhere to sell all this jewelery and then buy plane tickets and head to Germany!
    Ok Deputy, now we have it all on tape... your idea of bugging them worked!
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    Feb 4, 2009, 03:05 PM

    Well, since it IS my day off, I was wearing some decent clothing, a sweater with a blazer, and I had a chance to shave today... so I'd say I looked pretty darn good.

    Granted, the officer wasn't that receptive to my flirting... he wasn't in the mood...
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    #438

    Feb 4, 2009, 03:05 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    What! That's pretty fast Bear Bum. Especially in a 50 zone. :cool:
    Yea for my grandma
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    #439

    Feb 4, 2009, 03:06 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Ok Deputy, now we have it all on tape....your idea of bugging them worked!
    What? You boys are mean, really really mean, why don't you just snap my bra while you're at it! Bad boys! :(
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    #440

    Feb 4, 2009, 03:07 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    yea for my grandma
    Are you taking lessons from Sneezy? Hmmmm? :mad:

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