[starbuck8]

thats pushing your luck delectable dinner ducky

:eek:... running!. very hard to fly you know!

[Alty]

lmao only you would pick up on that alty :D

I know. Sad, isn't it? :eek:

[albear]

:eek:......running!!!....very hard to fly ya know!

Aww don't be scared starby, my bark is worse than my bite :) so to speak

Lol alty it makes us laugh and that's never a bad thing :)

[Alty]

aww dont be scared starby, my bark is worse than my bite :) so to speak

Bears don't bark, they growl! :D

Starby, stop running, that little naked ducky butt isn't a pretty site when it's jiggling
Back and forth. Now I have that image permanently seared into my brain! :eek:

[talaniman]

Without the bag over my head or the croc covering my a$$, it sure is cold in this castle, wheres the fireplace? Is this the right thread? I am so lost outside my cave without the dog to guide me. You know the one in the wool hat?

[albear]

Bears don't bark, they growl! :D

Starby, stop running, that little naked ducky butt isn't a pretty site when it's jiggling
back and forth. Now I have that image permanently seared into my brain! :eek:

Lol thank you alty I had to cover my eyes for a few seconds there

[Alty]

Without the bag over my head or the croc covering my a$$, it sure is cold in this castle, wheres the fireplace? Is this the right thread? I am so lost outside my cave without the dog to guide me. You know the one in the wool hat?

You're in the right place Tal. We don't have a fireplace but we do have a boiler room. That's were we, um, cremate our victims. Shhhh, don't tell anyone.

The triple D duck is running away from BBB and I'm watching the whole thing unfold. This is better than cable TV! :cool:

[Stringer]

Yesss....someone!! It wasn't meee! I wasn't on Croc Duty today! Check the schedule! :rolleyes:

Artsy, it is against my religion to guard Crocs! They don't like Ducks! I don't want to befall the fate of our last person who hap-hazzardly (sp?) tried to swim across the moat!

Would that be the one and only... our Princess Rebbie?:eek:

[Stringer]

Starbuck8..darlin,you are the new gatekeeper. I can appoint you right...Good,I am sure you will be better at it as I am 54 and too old to mind anything but my aches and pains. :)

Well that makes you a "spring chicken" my dear...

Hey, now we have a chicken tooooooooo.. :);):D:rolleyes:

[Alty]

Would that be the one and only...our Princess Rebbie?:eek:

Rebbie didn't fall in the moat, Tal did, he had a croc attached to his arse, I had to give
Him a baseball bat to get it off, his wife did the honors.

Okay, we really are a silly bunch. I think we need help! :eek:

I'm bored, bored, bored, bored.

Someone entertain me, I don't want to answer any questions, I don't feel like it, so tell
Me a joke or something. FYI, I prefer the something to the joke. ;)

[Stringer]

I think we should tell you our nicknames.

Starbuck8 is Starby
Altenweg is Alty
Albear is Bear
Startover22 is Starty
Stringer is Stringer (how did that happen?) :eek:
ISneezefunny is Sneezy
Friend4U is M (We don't know why) ;)
Historian Chick is Chicky
Chery is MommaC
JRebel is Rebbie
Talaniman is Tal

Darnit, who am I missing? I know I'm missing someone.

"Friend4U is M (We don't know why)" I... do... but I took an oath of honor not to tell...


UNKY

Spyder

Batman (remember that one too)

[starbuck8]

Without the bag over my head or the croc covering my a$$, it sure is cold in this castle, wheres the fireplace? Is this the right thread? I am so lost outside my cave without the dog to guide me. You know the one in the wool hat?

Bear!. I think Tal is trying to steal your dog! :eek: Quick, take his Hans Solo outfit off! Tal, they are trying to scare you! We like to simmer our victims first! You won't be crispy for quite awhile. They still haven't caught up with ME! Sometimes they are not too bright around here! It's probably because the help forgot to replace the bulbs again. It's suppose to happen every Monday morning! Someone's let the bulbs burn out! Who's responsible for this?

[artlady]

Here you go Alty.. I am going with a castle theme.. not a lot out there I assure you.

Neurotics build castles in the sky.

Psychotics live in them.

Psychiatrists collect the rent.

[Stringer]

But...but...you do know that the Sheriff of this County has long ago turned me into a Duck right? He's stripped me of all but one lonely tail feather! :( I can't afford to lose anymore! I be nakie then!! I've tried feather replacement therapy and everything! I'm an arthritic Duck with no more lining!! The Crocs look at me and lick their lips! Ducky scareded! :p The Sheriff is MEAN I tell ya! He will put me out in the cold! He already makes me sleep in the dungeon. I hear strange voices down there. I think it's the Sheriff playing tricks on me. :eek:

You are soooo damn funny!!

And yes, it is time the truth be told. I instructed my faithful deputy to drill a peep hole I nthe wall of your dungeon cell... we know EVERYTHING... everything!:eek::eek::eek:

[artlady]

Q: Who lives in a sand castle?
A. A sandwitch!

Q: There are many castles in the world, but who is strong enough to move one?
A: Any chess player!


These are bad I hope they are so bad they are funny but I guess they are just UGRH jokes...
:p

[Stringer]

It was Bear. How about this.

Bodacious.eager.attractive.rogue? See, that speels B.e.a.r. :D

Wow, good one...

[albear]

Bear!!...I think Tal is trying to steal your dog! :eek: Quick, take his Hans Solo outfit off! Tal, they are trying to scare you! We like to simmer our victims first! You won't be crispy for quite awhile. They still haven't caught up with ME! Sometimes they are not too bright around here! It's probably because the help forgot to replace the bulbs again. It's suppose to happen every Monday morning! Someone's let the bulbs burn out! Who's responsible for this??

Nooooooo, he is ma chuffer and I will defend him to the bitter end :D
Plus he'll use his jedi doggie mind tricks on you

[Stringer]

thats pushing your luck delectable dinner ducky

That's hilarious Bear!

[starbuck8]

Here you go Alty.. I am going with a castle theme..not alot out there I assure you.

Neurotics build castles in the sky.

Psychotics live in them.

Psychiatrists collect the rent.

Hmmm! I knew that landlord looked kind of Freudish! I think he also was hiding a hump on his back! I just thought it was his sack of money! :eek:

[Alty]

Good ones Artsy (hee, hee, still giggle at that). ;)

Stringy, do you have the nakie ducky pics we're going to sell on eBay? I think we should do that soon, I need the money! :)