[Alty]

Then why does he have a new toy? Hmmmmm? He bought it with the old lady's money. And we all know he's a thief, he stole my whip, and won't give it back. WAAAAAAA!

Why you on his side? He's mean.

Momma, the boys are picking on us. ::bats her eyelashes, grins a big sweet grin:: we're innocent. :)

[starbuck8]

It's aaaallll twue Momma... what Alty's saying is all twue! Stwingy twipped me... took my lollipop away, and then... then... then... waaaaaaaaa!! I was only twyin to help the little nice old ladieee! Stwingy's a big meanie!

[Alty]

Yup! :)

[friend4u178]

::shakes head::

[starbuck8]

Momma... Sneezer Weezer came into my room and used my bedsheets as his snot rag! When I twied to call you for help, he sat on my face and farted!. I can't breathe Momma... helllppppp!! I think he had sardines for dinner! My eyes are tearing up... I need air!! ::cough... sputter... cough::

[friend4u178]

Ok just posting a pic for stringer:cool: Stringer if you'd like me to post it in the "pictures of our members" thread as well just let me know.

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[starbuck8]

Who's the hottie on the far right is what I want to know!? Is Stwingy in that pic? I can't see him! :p

[Unknown008]

Hey! Nice pic you got for our Stringer here M!

Starby, are you really a super duck? Or are you acting?? I think both, lol! Dry up your blurred eyes and watch carefully. Now count from the right, no left! 1, 2, STOP! Here is Mr Stringer!

[Alty]

Stringer, you're a handsome fellow. :)

[Stringer]

Who's the hottie on the far right is what I wanna know!?? Is Stwingy in that pic? I can't see him!! :p

"Sarcasm is my second language!"

Your eyes are still watering.. fart face... hee hee... Sneeze.. save it all up for the next one... :o:o

[Stringer]

Stringer, you're a handsome fellow. :)

Sneeze and M... and Momma C... I'm confused, how should I react to her comment?? :confused: Does she really mean it? Can she be nice?

Is this really her talking?? :confused::rolleyes::confused:

[Alty]

Momma, did you hear that, Stwingy said a bad word, it's the f word, fart and face. Bad Stwingy. He's all sweet when you're around, asking for hugs, giving you that sweet little innocent face, but it's all an act.

Oh, Momma, I got the toilet unplugged but my poor dolly Molly is gone. Can you get me a new one?

And Momma, Stwinger still has my whip, he won't give it back, he glued it to his hand just so I couldn't get it. That whip is the only way to control Stwinger, without it Starby and I are toast. :(

Mean big brother, blahhhh (I just stuck my tongue out at you) :)

[Alty]

Sneeze and M.....and Momma C....I'm confused, how should I react to her comment?????:confused: Does she really mean it? Can she be nice?

Is this really her talking?????:confused::rolleyes::confused:

All kidding aside, the statement about your handsomeness is accurate, I meant it. Of course I can be nice, I'm always nice, I'm the sweetest darn person you'll ever meet. Yup, that's me. :)

[Stringer]

Who's the hottie on the far right is what I wanna know!?? Is Stwingy in that pic? I can't see him!! :p

There are all Mormons from the local college that work at the Polynesian Cultural Center on Maui. And I am sorry but I am not standing on the right of the picture (as Unky said) I am next to my lovely wife. See if you are a GOOD GIRL... you could get to go to Hawaii.

[Alty]

I've been to the Polynesian Cultural Centre, I loved it! :)

Wiggy and I went to Hawaii on our honeymoon, I love Hawaii, can't wait to go back one day, maybe when the kids are a bit older. :)

Grrr, I can't stay long, I really have to clean house today. I hate it when life interferes with my AMHD time. :(

[Stringer]

Momma, did you hear that, Stwingy said a bad word, it's the f word, fart and face. Bad Stwingy. He's all sweet when you're around, asking for hugs, giving you that sweet little innocent face, but it's all an act.

Oh, Momma, I got the toilet unplugged but my poor dolly Molly is gone. Can you get me a new one?

And Momma, Stwinger still has my whip, he won't give it back, he glued it to his hand just so I couldn't get it. That whip is the only way to control Stwinger, without it Starby and I are toast. :(

Mean big brother, blahhhh (I just stuck my tongue out at you) :)

See Momma.. she forgot you were here and you saw her stick her tongue out and spit at me... see see see I toldgaaaa. See!! LET HER HAVE IT MOMMA...YEAH LET HER HAVE A BIG WHACK....I'll be good child and just sit here and watch... K? Stringer is the good boy here, cause I told you Momma, see now you saw her and she will not get away with this kind of thing EVER AGAIN! Here let me hold her down so you can WHACK her a GOOD ONE!!!!

[Alty]

Momma, he just wants to see me get whacked, that's naughty, don't you think?

He's a naughty boy, he really is. I stuck my tongue out at him because he flushed Molly down the big drain, she's out to sea now, I'll never ever have another dolly like Molly. She had a pull string that made her cry. The string got caught when he flushed her down, she cried the whole time, it was heartbreaking, and my wee little heart broke. :(

I need a hug Momma. Stwinger deserves a good whack, I know you'll give it to him, he really deserves it. :)

Momma I have to go clean up now, because I'm a good girl, I always clean my room. Have you looked in Stwingers room lately? He has dirty magazines under his bed and I think something died in his closet. Oh, there's also stale pizza, at least I think that's what it was. Told you he's naughty. :)

[Stringer]

Ok just posting a pic for stringer:cool: Stringer if you'd like me to post it in the "pictures of our members" thread as well just let me know.

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Yes that would be nice if you would like to do that M.. I am sorry to bother you to do this, I really do appreciate it. I may send some others; house and landscaping, Chicago, from parties, etc... you will probably be sorry that you offered-right? Please let me know when enough is enough and I will stop it...

Thanks again M...
Stringer

[Stringer]

Momma, he just wants to see me get whacked, that's naughty, don't ya think?

He's a naughty boy, he really is. I stuck my tongue out at him because he flushed Molly down the big drain, she's out to sea now, I'll never ever have another dolly like Molly. She had a pull string that made her cry. The string got caught when he flushed her down, she cried the whole time, it was heartbreaking, and my wee little heart broke. :(

I need a hug Momma. Stwinger deserves a good whack, I know you'll give it to him, he really deserves it. :)

Momma I have to go clean up now, because I'm a good girl, I always clean my room. Have you looked in Stwingers room lately? He has dirty magazines under his bed and I think something died in his closet. Oh, there's also stale pizza, at least I think that's what it was. Told you he's naughty. :)

Ssssssshhh... what was REALLY COOOooooollll was I got my telescope and I could see Molly out in the ocean... damn she tried hard to swim... down for the third time...gotta give her credit... she really tired... sorry, do I have a smile on my lips??

[Alty]

Momma, he's glad that he killed Molly, he's grinning from ear to ear. He killed Molly, and she tried so hard, but she just couldn't swim, not with most of her stuffing coming out. Poor wee Molly, she was courageous to the end. It's all Stwingers fault. :(

But really, got to go, got to clean, if I don't do it now I'll be here all day, and I'd love to, but I really can't.

So, have a great day Stwingy, I'll probably pop in from time to time during a coffee break. :)