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Apr 9, 2020, 03:55 PM
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Q&A re Donald Trump - A Little Levity
Q: How many people does it take for Donald Trump to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to screw in the bulb, the second to bill the Secret Service $20K for security lighting, and the third to appear on Fox News to claim Obama left the country in the dark.
A: Trick question. Trump doesn't use light bulbs since, like windmills, they cause cancer. Once Jared is done curing the virus, he will head up a task force to find an alternative to light bulbs. Then a Fox News "scientist" will claim Trump invented the light bulb.
Thanks to George Conway - husband of Kelly Ann.
I don't do cartoons, so this will have to do.
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Apr 9, 2020, 08:54 PM
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I do cartoons...
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Apr 13, 2020, 12:15 PM
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Apr 14, 2020, 02:56 AM
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A convert? You learn fast Athos.
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Apr 14, 2020, 04:33 PM
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well that was a non piece if ever there was one
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Apr 14, 2020, 06:17 PM
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Yes we don't need any new pieces to point that out, Trump is doing what he is capable of, being a TV star who says few words and thinks even less. We know he reflects the mentality of his supporters, but right now your nation needs more than a President who fires his detractors. Trump thinks he is still firing apprentices when he should be leading
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Apr 16, 2020, 10:10 AM
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You sorta of hit the nail on the head Clete. His pressers are as digusting as ever. Now he is investigating the WHO, and citizens are waiting for their bailout checks, delayed so the dufus can get his name on them...UGH!
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Apr 16, 2020, 11:32 AM
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Trumper is now trying to assemble a "team" of economists and big business owners to agree with him that the US must open up by May 1. When things go to hell, we can point to the team (not him) as being the ones who opened things up.
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Apr 16, 2020, 11:48 AM
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More and more, Trump is living in an alternate reality and is becoming more and more dangerous. His behavior is predicted to be increasingly out of touch with his normal surroundings. This explains why he makes daily claims at the ridiculous press conferences that he is "totally" in charge, he knew about the pandemic "long before anyone else", and his actions are "beautiful".
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Apr 16, 2020, 03:01 PM
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perhaps he is suffering from social distancing syndrome
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Apr 16, 2020, 05:03 PM
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The rules for thee, and the rules for thou, have been in practice for a long time. Money can't buy happiness but it can get you a second home...or three...or four...
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Apr 16, 2020, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Curlyben
Ivanka breaks the rules, a daughter of privilege and also corrupt, considering her statement about her China business and trademarks granted. Like father, like daughter.
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Apr 18, 2020, 01:20 PM
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Thank goodness HC, JB, and HB never broke any rules.
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Apr 18, 2020, 01:25 PM
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Democrats Rush to Defend Kavanaugh After he Puts on a Joe Biden Mask.
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Apr 18, 2020, 01:25 PM
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Thank goodness HC, JB, and HB never broke any rules.
They didn't talk and act that way either. I looked at a video of him when much younger -- articulate, responded well to his interviewer, had appropriate facial expressions, didn't repeat phrases ad infinitum. Now, watch his news briefings. (P.S. Why are you deflecting?)
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Apr 18, 2020, 01:36 PM
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You do realize that, in the spirit of levity, my remark was tongue in cheek? Biden doesn't repeat phrases since about half the time he can't remember them.
Deflecting? Nah. More like pointing out the rampant hypocrisy of democrats who were fine with HC but want to constantly ride the Trump horse. Can't have it both ways. Kavanaugh accused of even being around sexual assault? Crucify him! Biden actually accused of sexual assault? Well, boys will be boys, the statute of limitations might have run out, you can't trust what a woman says, or any other excuse a person can come up with.
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