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    #1421

    Apr 18, 2008, 02:22 PM
    LOL! I was just given one of those "It'll only take you a minute... you're the best..."

    RAH!!!
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    #1422

    Apr 18, 2008, 02:29 PM
    Well guys, I'm off for a bit. Since Mom is coming, I'm probably not going to be on this weekend, so Goodbye Alty's this is Chicky, singing out...
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    #1423

    Apr 18, 2008, 05:35 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg
    I'm far away, a whole different country. Sad.
    At least your on the same piece of land Alty:D
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    #1424

    Apr 18, 2008, 05:59 PM
    Hee, hee. Yup, same piece of land. Poor M. ;)

    Anyone here, all I see is a whole lot of "User Offline", sad. :(
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    #1425

    Apr 19, 2008, 01:06 AM
    Hey guys...

    404am.

    ... just got back. These long nighters are killing me. Well, it's either not sleeping due to partying or not sleeping due to studying. If only those two, I'll take the partying.
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    #1426

    Apr 19, 2008, 01:16 AM
    ... and now it's 4:15! ;) Well only 2:15 here!
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    #1427

    Apr 19, 2008, 01:19 AM
    Oh, and I'd rather be doing the party thing too! The Dancing with my Dog Party is kind of the closest I've come lately Sneeze... baaaahhhh!. snore snore!
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    #1428

    Apr 19, 2008, 01:22 AM
    Good ole' starby (not that old ;))

    ... could always count on you to be here when no one else is...
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    #1429

    Apr 19, 2008, 01:25 AM
    Well of course... this is my latenite party room! It was getting a little boring in here though. I even think I saw a 'Tear in my Beer'... I was crying for you dear,. LOL
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    #1430

    Apr 19, 2008, 01:28 AM
    Aw man... sorry to hear that.

    Sadly, I'm afraid I'm going to have to leave you... I have work in about 3 hours.

    SORRY STARBY!
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    #1431

    Apr 19, 2008, 01:32 AM
    ::sniff sniff:: Ok then... I'll sit here for the last few hrs of Alty's Pub and have some tribute drinks! ::Salute'::

    Have a great day at work Sneezy! Will meet you later on at the Kleenex Box! ;)... or at the Dancing Party!

    B'bye!
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    #1432

    Apr 19, 2008, 06:51 AM
    Starby's really tired, and knows she should've got off her puter long ago... but she's just noticed... and how did this possibly happen?. I became a "Senior" overnight!!

    I walked into Chicky's café as a junior, and I'm leaving Alty's pub as a senior! ALTY!. what the heck have you been putting in my drinks?? I hope it's a wrinkle serum!

    I'm going to need the first kleenex box at Sneezy's! And... I want to be called Senior-ita please and thank you... ::waahhh, sniff, sniff, waahhh::
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    #1433

    Apr 19, 2008, 07:03 AM
    Drink... the wonders and woes of it...

    It happens starby, turn around and the bar is empty, cleaning crew is coming in the door, sun starting to shine through the windows and "Good Morning America" is blaring on the TV. And you are trying to remember who was it last night that called you "ma'am?"

    Ask me how I know... I was the original burner of that candle with wicks on both ends. But it is only a title of respect, that is what I was told when I said; "please do not call me SIR!"

    But; relief, it seems we go from "Senior" to "Ultra" very quickly... that's good, isn't it.. right?

    Stringer (Older and hopefully wiser... )
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    #1434

    Apr 19, 2008, 11:15 AM
    Aw Stringer, that was lovely, brought tears to my eyes.

    The first time I was called Ma'am I looked around to see if anyone else was there because he couldn't have been talking to me. I looked him straight in the eye and said, it's not Ma'am is Wonderwomen thank you very much. He laughed, I laughed, he got to live, I left. It ended well. ;)
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    #1435

    Apr 19, 2008, 11:23 AM
    LOL, Alty you silly!
    Hope you are good, I am on my way to clean the baths and not wanting to! Nooo, don't worry, It will be over quick, I know gosh!
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    #1436

    Apr 19, 2008, 11:24 AM
    Well I guess I'll have to take the advice from wise ole Stringer, and Wonderwoman. But, if some snot nosed little kid comes up and calls me maaaammm, I think I might just knock er out of er socks, and she can wipe her snotty little nose with them.

    There! Have I passed the grumpy ole lady test now? Hehehe!
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    #1437

    Apr 19, 2008, 11:26 AM
    Nope Starby, if you want to be a grumpy ole lady then you need a cane, otherwise how will you wack people? Really, you need the cane deary. ;)

    Oh Starty, can you clean mine when you're done? Pretty please. ;) :)
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    #1438

    Apr 19, 2008, 11:27 AM
    I don't mind being called ma'am.
    I do mind however cleaning bathrooms! LOL
    Hi you Starby, nice to catch you!
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    #1439

    Apr 19, 2008, 11:28 AM
    Heh? I can't hear you Alty... oh dernitt, my hearing aid was turned down again! Dern kids! I think I see Starty... not sure... dern kids took my glasses too!
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    #1440

    Apr 19, 2008, 11:32 AM
    Hahahahaha... I just got up to go to the kitchen, and I caught my foot somehow on my chair and went flying into the wall. I swear to God... this is NOT funny anymore! :D

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