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    ScottGem Posts: 64,966, Reputation: 6056
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    #1

    Mar 27, 2008, 08:12 AM
    UnAmerican Idol ;)
    Ok, have a hidden talent? Want to showcase it? Want to embarrass yourself by displaying your lack of talent? Well here's a place to do it.

    Post your artwork, poetry, prose, musical performance whatever you want. We'll all play Simon Cowell on it. <eg>
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    #2

    Mar 27, 2008, 08:16 AM
    You are an Evil Man Mr Gem.
    I suggest you go first as it's your idea ;)
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    #3

    Mar 27, 2008, 08:20 AM
    Does being a know-it-all count? Then I am the clear winner.. idolatry is bad, very very bad.. Rofl
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    #4

    Mar 27, 2008, 08:23 AM
    I already did:

    For your enjoyment (or disgust)
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    #5

    Mar 27, 2008, 07:19 PM
    Well, I'm every upper class high society
    God's gift to ballroom notoriety
    And I always fill my ballroom, the event is never small
    The social pages say I've got the biggest...



    There how's that for singing?
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    #6

    Mar 27, 2008, 08:41 PM
    I can play "Mary had a Little Lamb" on the recorder... and I know all the US states in alphabetical order... aaahhhh... the things we remember from 3rd grade!

    I don't sing, but I'm a smart a$$. Big time. Dying, absolutely dying to post something in this very thread to demonstrate my smart-a$$ed-ness, but it would be mean, so I won't. It probably borders on just being an a$$, not a smart a$$, actually...

    I also have loads of self-restraint, apparently. :D
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    #7

    Mar 27, 2008, 10:00 PM
    Scott,

    Your song is just way tooooo cute. :)

    My talent is so hidden... um... I can not even find it. :)

    Be back when I do though :).
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    Alty Posts: 28,317, Reputation: 5972
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    #8

    Mar 27, 2008, 10:14 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by jillianleab
    I can play "Mary had a Little Lamb" on the recorder... and I know all the US states in alphabetical order... aaahhhh.... the things we remember from 3rd grade!

    I don't sing, but I'm a smart a$$. Big time. Dying, absolutely dying to post something in this very thread to demonstrate my smart-a$$ed-ness, but it would be mean, so I wont. It probably borders on just being an a$$, not a smart a$$, actually...

    I also have loads of self-restraint, apparently. :D
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    Jillian, I think we really are long lost sisters. I too play the recorder, and also the accordion. I don't know all the US states, because I live in Canada. But, here's the part were we are alike, I too am a smart a$$, I unfortunately do show my smarta$$ed-ness on certain threads, but only when they deserve a smart a$$ remark. Hey the way I see it, better a smart a$$ than a dumb a$$ or a lazy a$$.

    My self-restraint is sorely lacking, but I'm getting better every day. ;)
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    #9

    Mar 28, 2008, 08:55 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Jillian, I think we really are long lost sisters. I too play the recorder, and also the accordion. I don't know all the US states, because I live in Canada. But, here's the part were we are alike, I too am a smart a$$, I unfortunately do show my smarta$$ed-ness on certain threads, but only when they deserve a smart a$$ remark. Hey the way I see it, better a smart a$$ than a dumb a$$ or a lazy a$$.

    My self-restraint is sorely lacking, but I'm getting better every day. ;)
    I learned the recorder in school, and the states I learned in a song we had to perform for our parents. It's called "Fifty Nifty United States", here's a YouTube link: YouTube - Fifty Nifty United States. My friend and I (who have been BFF's since 2nd grade) can still sing it together... we usually reserve that for when we've had too much to drink though!

    I don't know where my restraint comes from, but sometimes I'm grateful to have it! If I didn't, I'd have gotten booted from this site long ago...
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    #10

    Apr 1, 2008, 02:34 AM
    I'll come back to this one later. I might have too many talents than I've got time for right now, lol But, 'GEM'?. I absolutely LLLUUUVVED your debut! I'm going to have to listen to that a few more times!! :D
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    #11

    Apr 4, 2008, 06:09 AM
    I can tap dance but only to Jingle Bell Rock and since the Christmas season is over, I guess you'll all have to wait until Christmas '08 to see it!:p
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    #12

    Apr 7, 2008, 11:16 AM
    Hello Scott:

    Maybe I've waited long enough so that nobody will see this:

    YouTube - white boy voice mail rap

    excon
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    #13

    Apr 7, 2008, 11:41 AM
    excon, Love it!

    You look exactly like I pictured you, and a bit like your avatar.;)

    I still don't have enough guts to video myself playing the accordion, it really isn't a pretty site people, and the accordion is way to small so certain body parts get squished, I'm not in the mood for a mamogram today.;):D

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