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    Scottish2008 Posts: 501, Reputation: 32
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    Mar 4, 2008, 05:05 AM
    Chinese Sick day
    Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I sick, headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I no come work.'

    The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.

    Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say, I feel great, I be work soon... hey you got nice house.'
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    Mar 4, 2008, 06:52 PM
    LOL... remind me not to hire that guy :-)
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    Mar 20, 2008, 10:45 PM
    LOLOL... remind me not to question the sick employees

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