[the1unv]

There is a bar owned by a ex-body builder and he makes a great drink with a lemon twist. He calls it bobs lemonaide. The deal is: you order the drink, bob makes it and hands you the freshly squeezed lemon. If you can squeeze one little drop out of that lemon you get the drink for free. Over and over big burly men tried and tried to squeeze a drop out of the lemon, but to no aval... bob was just to strong... he never left a drop in the lemon. On Monday an ex-wrestler came in and tried... no luck. Tuesday it was an pro football player,, again no luck... Wednesday a 550 pound sumo wrestler comes in... again he fails to squeeze out a single drop... Thursday... in walks a skinny little fellow, not weighing 90 pounds soaking wet, he orders the drink... bob makes it and hands him the lemon... the little fellow takes it in one hand, by now most every one in the bar is chuckling at the little man. The little man holds the lemon over his glass and begins to squeeze... to every ones amazment out comes not one, not two but three drops of lemon juice... Bob looks at the man and says "my lord,who are you and what do you do"... the little fellow says " My name is Jim and I work for the IRS"...

[Ace High]

Love it!
Ace

[friend4u178]

LOL... nice one :-)