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startover22 · Mar 20, 2008, 09:08 AM

Originally Posted by curlybenswife

LOL yeah call Synn the women that abandened her two friends hahahahaha ;)

Awwww! Synn is the type to being four hundred places at once, but it feels like she is with only one!

J_9 · Mar 20, 2008, 09:12 AM

Oh... I thought of one...

We had a pool party for my high school graduation party... about 75 or so people there... I had my sexy black bikini on to show off to my boyfriend. Well, I took a dive off the diving board into the deep end... swam to the shallow end and walked up the steps. Dad handed me 2 band aids and said "I think you might want to cover up your mosquito bites!"

My string bikini top had separated and I didn't notice, but practically the whole party did. How embarrassing!!

Alty · Mar 20, 2008, 09:14 AM

Synn is such a sweet heart, I adore her. She's the kind of person that can tell you to go to He*l and make you be happy to be on your way. I tell them to go to He*l and they say, right back at you. What am I doing wrong?:D

Synnen · Mar 20, 2008, 09:31 AM

Apparently, you're not crawling into your shell for 2 months.

Laura, you know I love you.

How can I possibly make it up to you?

J_9 · Mar 20, 2008, 09:39 AM

Originally Posted by Synnen

Apparently, you're not crawling into your shell for 2 months.

Lunch break is over, time to crawl back into the books to study to retake my test on Monday. I got to pass this one.

6 Weeks and 1 day, and I will be a graduate nurse!! :D

ScottGem · Mar 20, 2008, 10:01 AM

Originally Posted by J_9

Oh..... I thought of one....

We had a pool party for my high school graduation party...about 75 or so people there...I had my sexy black bikini on to show off to my boyfriend. Well, I took a dive off the diving board into the deep end....swam to the shallow end and walked up the steps. Dad handed me 2 band aids and said "I think you might want to cover up your mosquito bites!"

My string bikini top had separated and I didn't notice, but practically the whole party did. How embarrassing!!!

I don't know what would have been more embarrassing, what you revealed or your Dad's comments about them! <EG>

kp2171 · Mar 20, 2008, 10:43 AM

Originally Posted by Synnen

I like to buy pretty underthings

It doesn't need to be naughty or sexy---just pretty and feminine.

Hey, me too!!

Honestly, that's all I ask for on fathers day and my birthday. Pretty underthings.

For the wife of course. Dirty little minds.

Think I'm kidding?? Who needs a silk tie on fathers day when I can get a matching bra and panties?

kp2171 · Mar 20, 2008, 10:53 AM

Funny things I've done... God I'm such an idiot, there's so much to choose from.

Embarrassing moment of the week:

Great dinner out, our anniversary, leaving in the car, feeling a bit gassy. I'm the kind of guy wholl leave the house to avoid napalming a room due if gassy, so I'm doing my best.

Get a cough in my throat that won't stop. Suddenly a *blip* comes out. Mkay... it hits me like a fermented skunk. And I say, as I throw down the window, "im sorry, i coughed"... meaning the cough forced the event...

To which my smarter, prettier, and wittier wife said "you COUGHED? that was a cough?! i have breath mints. take the box!"

I wish I could have *edit* right said fred *edit* play "im too sexy" in the background as I wrote that...

Synnen · Mar 20, 2008, 10:57 AM

Right Said Fred.

kp2171 · Mar 20, 2008, 10:59 AM

Stupid moment with a baby

So I'm not sure if the kid messed his diaper and so I check. Now, normal people pull and peek. I had the brilliant idea to stick my finger in the diaper... BAD IDEA.

Again, my smarter, prettier, wittier wife sees the event and predicament and asks "how was that ever a good idea?" to which I stupidly reply "it always worked before!"...

Meaning id spun the chamber and pulled the trigger a few times and it always hadn't fired.

These are the moments she tells me "honey, you're pretty"...

So many more...

Alty · Mar 20, 2008, 11:01 AM

KP- LMAO, you should meet my husband, I've never met anyone with more gas issues then him. It's so bad that my 5 year old will ask him not to eat certain foods because she knows that he'll get gas from them.

A few weeks ago he had two burgers with tons of onions on them. That night we crawled into bed and our younger dog decided that he'd disobey the rules and sneak up on the bed. He plopped his furry butt right between the two of us. My husband raised his blanket, put it over the dog and let her rip. I've never seen that dog run so fast in his life, he also yelped. I can't tell you how bad it smelled because I ran after the dog, I know better to stick around after that. :)

curlybenswife · Mar 21, 2008, 09:34 AM

Not really my confession giggle but funny none the least my sister wasn't popular that's for sure.
Every year when I was a kid we went to the coast to stay with my aunt and that perticular year my sister stayed home.
So we get back and as usual my mum goes off on a cleaning sprea and I hear her in the bathroom scrubbing away and she says uuuugggghhhhh as she is pulling the hair out of the plug hole.
Later on she says my god there were some thick hairs in that plug Jo my sister laughs and says that will have been the spider legs then apparently she washed a spider down and put the plug in and left it for mum to find hehehehe
Mum was not amused she really hated spiders...

startover22 · Mar 21, 2008, 10:05 AM

Hahaha, that's cute CBW, DRANO kills all stuff that goes in the drain...
Reminds me of my little Maxy costing us a hundred and twenty bucks to get out all the little spray bottles out of the toilet that he flushed! Or my friends son about ten years ago flushed a big ole potato... LOL

Alty · Mar 21, 2008, 10:11 AM

My son tried to flush a bath towel when he was two. We thought he was going potty, he wanted privacy so we let him have it. Five minutes later we hear "oh, oh." I come running to see him repeatedly flushing the toilet. "Mommy, I keep trying but it won't go down." Apparently there wasn't any toilet paper on the roll so he decided to use the towel to wipe himself, afterwards he thought it only appropriate to flush it. What a mess that was. Oh, we threw the towel away, YUCK!

curlybenswife · Mar 21, 2008, 11:02 AM

Hehehehehehe can't exactly be mad over the towel thing bless him, millie is obsessed with the toilet she loves to sit and contemplate life...

Alty · Mar 21, 2008, 11:06 AM

I think that Millie and I have something in common.

Let's face it, with two very active kids the only time I have a chance to think is while sitting on my porcelain throne.:D

curlybenswife · Mar 21, 2008, 11:09 AM

Hehehehehe how do you think start feels with her lot??
Me I just close the door gates and hide some place else for ten minnutes I used to use my smoke time to escape but not anymore nearly a year since I quit.

Alty · Mar 21, 2008, 11:13 AM

Good for you, I'm in the process of quitting. Down to 5 smokes a day, can't wait to be done with that nasty habit.

I don't have baby gates anymore, and the bathroom isn't working so well anymore, my son knows how to pick the lock.:eek:

curlybenswife · Mar 21, 2008, 11:14 AM

Lmao oh my so you can't even p in peace blimey.
Ah I just went cold turkey bam gone and I haven't looked back since bloody horrid habbit and costs sooooo much money its scary.

startover22 · Mar 21, 2008, 11:18 AM

I still find my peace going outside to have a smoke, but that is soon coming to a hault.
The kids walk in on me I get no privacy...
The cutest thing is when Maxy goes poop, I always tell him to tell me before he goes so I know he is in there, one time he was in the back bathroom, and he never told me he was going, I finally heard him saying "MOM I'M DONE!" as loud as his little voice could carry. I asked him how long he was sitting there and he said long enough to count to a hundred and sing a hundred songs... lol
Poor baby!