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    raggablue Posts: 347, Reputation: 22
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    #1

    Feb 22, 2008, 09:38 PM
    How do you do it?
    How do you chat someone up?
    Do you use cheesey pick ip lines?
    This is really just a forum game disguised as a question
    You got to hit on the person above you like you were chatting up some beautiful girl/boy you just met
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    #2

    Feb 22, 2008, 09:40 PM
    Your signature is really deep. Want to see how deep I can be?

    Hehe
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    #3

    Feb 22, 2008, 09:49 PM
    Pretend I'm Ken and I might check that for you.
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    #4

    Feb 22, 2008, 09:58 PM
    How about we make that TWOguysinohio?
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    #5

    Feb 22, 2008, 10:09 PM
    If you drink enough perhaps you can see double! Or maybe use a mirror?
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    #6

    Feb 22, 2008, 10:22 PM
    Hey oneguyinohio, if you were onegirlingeorgia, we'd totally hit it off.
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    #7

    Feb 22, 2008, 10:26 PM
    If I were onegirlingeorgia, I might be blessing you Funnysneezer...
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    #8

    Feb 22, 2008, 10:29 PM
    ... jesus this is getting inappropriate.
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    #9

    Feb 22, 2008, 10:32 PM
    Kind of reminding me of lines that seem smooth when drinking, but otherwise questionable?
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    #10

    Feb 22, 2008, 10:37 PM
    I have a MILLION AND A HALF of those.

    1. I work in a research lab with animals (... they end up in surgery... and later sacrified)
    2. I also work in a medical examiner's office (morgue)
    3. I'm a med student.

    Typical scene:

    My buddy and I are at a bar... hanging out, catching up over a beer.

    Girl comes up.

    Girl: what do you guys do?
    Buddy: I'm a consultant...
    Me: I work at the morgue...
    Girl: oh...
    Me: and I work with mice.
    Girl: (walks away)
    Me: (yelling towards her) I'M GOING TO BE A DOCTOR!! HEY!! COME BACK!!

    Next time a girl comes up

    Girl: what do you guys do?
    Buddy: I'm a consultant.
    Me: and I work...
    Buddy: (interrupts) he's a surgical resident.
    Me: (nods)
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    #11

    Feb 22, 2008, 10:48 PM
    That doesn't work?
    Well id take you on the examining table...
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    #12

    Feb 22, 2008, 11:24 PM
    Hey doctor I need some opperating, you just gave me a heart attack ;D
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    #13

    Feb 27, 2008, 04:23 PM
    Might be a little racy: Is your daddy a terrorist cause you the bomb.
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    #14

    Mar 1, 2008, 06:43 AM
    Hey raggablue,
    How ragga or how blue can u actually be? I like it either way! ;-)
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    #15

    Mar 4, 2008, 08:42 PM
    Ha I love this thread

    No matter what you do to me I won't tell anyone ;)
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