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    excon Posts: 21,482, Reputation: 2992
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    Feb 29, 2008, 10:49 AM
    Couple questions..
    Hello:

    Why do croûtons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

    If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

    If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

    Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

    If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

    Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

    If a piano player is a pianist, why isn’t a racecar driver a racist?

    If it's true that we’re here to help others, then what are the others here for?

    If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

    That’s what I want to know.

    excon
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    Feb 29, 2008, 03:55 PM
    "If a piano player is a pianist, why isn't a racecar driver a racist??"-- that's my favorite question but sorry I don't know the answer.
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    Feb 29, 2008, 06:36 PM
    Lol that was a good one added. Nice work excon. It's nice to see you back telling jokes. They always open a smile. Thanks
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    Mar 1, 2008, 02:10 PM
    Yeah good questions Ex... also

    Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    Why is there an expiry date on Sour cream??
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