[jolienoire]

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD...
Well, it's Sh*t... That's right, Sh*t!

Sh*t may just be the most functional word in the English language.

You can smoke Sh*t, buy Sh*t, sell Sh*t, lose Sh*t, find Sh*t, forget Sh*t,
And tell others to eat Sh*t.


Some people know their Sh*t, while others can't tell the difference
Between Sh*t and shinola.

There are lucky Sh*ts, dumb Sh*ts, and crazy Sh*ts.
There is bull Sh*t, horse Sh*t, and chicken Sh*t.

You can throw Sh*t, sling Sh*t, catch Sh*t,
Shoot the Sh*t, or duck when the Sh*t hits the fan.

You can give a Sh*t or serve Sh*t on a shingle.


You can find yourself in deep Sh*t or be happier than a pig in Sh*t.



Some days are colder than Sh*t, some days are hotter than Sh*t,
And some days are just plain Sh*tty.



Some music sounds like Sh*t, things can look like Sh*t,
And there are times when you feel like Sh*t.

You can have too much Sh*t, not enough Sh*t,
The right Sh*t, the wrong Sh*t or a lot of weird Sh*t.

You can carry Sh*t, have a mountain of Sh*t,
Or find yourself up Sh*t creek without a paddle.


Sometimes your breath smells like Sh*t



Sometimes everything you touch turns to Sh*t
And other times you fall in a bucket of Sh*t
And come out smelling like a rose.


When you stop to consider all the facts,
It's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your Sh*t,
You don't need to know anything else!

You could pass this along, if you give a Sh*t;
Or not do so if you don't give a Sh*t!

Well, Sh*t, it's time for me to go.

Just wanted you to know that I do give a Sh*t
And hope you had a nice day without a bunch of Sh*t.

But, if you happened to catch a load of Sh*t
From some Sh*t-head...
Well, Sh*t Happens!!

HOPE YOUR SH*TTY DAYS ARE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN

[Alty]

Love it. I needed a good laugh, today has been a sh*tty day.

[jolienoire]

Love it. I needed a good laugh, today has been a sh*tty day.

AWWW hope your day gets better... :-)

[Alty]

I'm going to go buy chocolate, that's a step in the right direction. Nothing seems bad when you've got chocolate.

[jolienoire]

I'm going to go buy chocolate, that's a step in the right direction. Nothing seems bad when you've got chocolate.

GOSH I totally agree... ohh how I love chocolate... I never met a piece of chocolate I didn't like.. lol

[friend4u178]

Just don't get sh*t chocolate :-)

[Alty]

No sh*t chocolate for me, got myself some nougat filled goodness. MMMMM, oh, and some beer. Once in a while I must indulge myself.

[Scottish2008]

NIce add.