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    friend4u178 Posts: 3,349, Reputation: 1584
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    Feb 3, 2008, 04:20 PM
    Ear infection
    EAR INFECTION





    They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there and you have to

    Answer in front of others what's wrong. Sometimes it is embarrassing.

    There's nothing worse than a receptionist who insists you tell her what

    Is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us

    Have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.



    An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the

    Desk... The receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor

    For today?'



    'There's something wrong with my ,' he replied. The receptionist

    Became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting

    Room and say things like that.' 'Why not? You asked me what was wrong

    And I told you,' he said.



    The receptionist replied, 'You've caused some embarrassment in this room

    Full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your

    Ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor in

    Private.'



    The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full

    Strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.



    The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.



    The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes?'



    'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.



    The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her

    Advice.



    'And what is wrong with your ear, sir?'



    'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.



    The waiting room erupted in laughter.
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    Feb 3, 2008, 04:51 PM
    She must have been a blonde LOL
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    Feb 3, 2008, 04:53 PM
    LOL... do you think??
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    Feb 4, 2008, 08:03 AM
    Lol she must be. Lol

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