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    friend4u178 Posts: 3,349, Reputation: 1584
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    Jan 31, 2008, 09:50 PM
    Pearly Gates
    Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
    In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each
    Possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
    The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it
    on. "It represents a candle" he said.

    You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.

    The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
    He shook them and said, "They're bells" .

    Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates. The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

    St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And
    Just what do those symbolize?"

    The man replied............
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    > "They're Carols".
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    Jan 31, 2008, 10:19 PM
    ... and I'll bet he came down her chiminy too? HO-HO-HO!
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    Jan 31, 2008, 10:23 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by magprob
    ...and I'll bet he came down her chiminy too? HO-HO-HO!
    Well I would say he prob... no hang on I better not go there:)
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    Feb 1, 2008, 05:46 AM
    Lol. Great post. You need to post more. Thank you for starting the day off.
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    Feb 1, 2008, 05:47 AM
    Pleasure scotty , love your jokes too :-)
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