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    Marydoll Posts: 30, Reputation: 1
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    Jan 30, 2008, 06:11 AM
    Beckham Joke!
    David Beckham decides to go horse riding. Although he has had no previous experience he skillfully mounts the Horse and appears in complete command of the situation as the horse gallops along at a steady pace.

    Victoria admiringly watching her husband.

    After a short time David becomes a little casual and he begins to lose his grip in the saddle, he panics and grabs the horse around the neck shouting for it to stop.

    Victoria starts to scream and shout for someone to help her husband as David has by this time slipped completely out of the saddle and is only saved from hitting the ground by the fact that he still has a grip on the horses neck.


    David decides that his best chance is to leap away from the horse, but his foot has become entangled in one of the stirrups. As the horse gallops along David's head is banging on the ground and he is slipping into unconsciousness. Victoria is now frantic and screams and screams for help!!!!


    Hearing her screams, the Tesco's Security Guard comes out of the store and unplugs the horse.


    PS Im starting to run out Scottish2008!!
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    Scottish2008 Posts: 501, Reputation: 32
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    Jan 30, 2008, 06:20 AM
    LOL. That was a good one. Nice post.
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    Jan 30, 2008, 04:26 PM
    Yep that was good :-)

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