 |
|
| Browse | Ask | Answer | Search | Join/Login |
|
|
||||
|
The cabbie & the nun
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." The cabbie says, "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that, "First, you have to be single and second, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!" "OK" the nun says, "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?" The cabbie says, "Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
|
||||
| Question Tools | Search this Question |
Add your answer here.
Check out some similar questions!
Hi, this is my first post here, but I have been reading a lot and have already learned a bunch. I want to thank TK already and hope you reply to this. I am in the process of designing my electrical system for my new home. I have some electrical experience, but am by no means a pro. I am...
Hi TK. I am running 400 amp service into my new contruction home. The electric compnay is running a single 400 amp line to the meter. I have to split it to the two panels at that point. You had told me once before that I need a 320 amp meter socket and then run 2-200 amp lines to the separate...
I believe that I have married a Nun, Nun at night, Nun in the morning. We have been married for over 5 years now. When we dated, sex was great and now since the ring has been placed sex has shrunk to once or twice a month. Self relief is getting old. What should I do?
Well I made my boyfriend mad by tellling him how I feel. I said that... "i feel like a 5 year old gurl following him around"... because of our age difference... hes 17 and I'm 15 that's quite a difference.. I said this because his friends kind of leave me out of things because I'm so young... but...
I wasn't sure whether to put this topic in etiquette or religion, but I thought in religion people might know more about nuns, so... One of the Sisters who taught at my boarding school had cancer and beat it! I was just invited to a party to celebrate. I was not asked to bring a gift, but this...
View more questions Search
|
