Ask Experts Questions for FREE Help !
Ask
    curlybenswife's Avatar
    curlybenswife Posts: 2,477, Reputation: 267
    Ultra Member
    		  
    #1

    Oct 26, 2007, 02:15 AM
    To those parents that have misplaced there child lol
    I Got this in an email just now and I had to share it, it's the first thing to make me smile this morning :D



    The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.

    " Hello ? "

    "Is your daddy home?" he asked.

    " Yes ," whispered the small voice.

    May I talk with him?"

    The child whispered, "No ."

    Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"

    " Yes ."

    "May I talk with her?"

    Again the small voice whispered, "No ."

    Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"

    "

    " whispered the child, "a policeman " whispered the child, "May I speak with the policeman?".

    Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, " No, he's busy "

    "Busy doing what?", whispered the child.

    " Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ," "What is that noise?" came the whispered answer.

    Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, " A helicopter "

    "What ! Is going on there?" answered the whispering voice.

    " The search team just landed a helicopter ." demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

    Again, whispering, the child answered, "What are they searching for?"

    Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, " ME .
    Clough's Avatar
    Clough Posts: 26,677, Reputation: 1649
    Uber Member
    		  
    #2

    Oct 26, 2007, 02:37 AM
    That was cute! Thank you!
    curlybenswife's Avatar
    curlybenswife Posts: 2,477, Reputation: 267
    Ultra Member
    		  
    #3

    Oct 26, 2007, 03:19 AM
    It made me grin and not a lot does that these days :D
    benn11's Avatar
    benn11 Posts: 1,036, Reputation: 43
    Ultra Member
    		  
    #4

    Oct 26, 2007, 04:23 AM
    Hahaa, Now that's bad:D
    firmbeliever's Avatar
    firmbeliever Posts: 2,919, Reputation: 463
    Ultra Member
    		  
    #5

    Oct 26, 2007, 04:24 AM
    Cute one! :D
    shygrneyzs's Avatar
    shygrneyzs Posts: 5,017, Reputation: 936
    Uber Member
    		  
    #6

    Oct 26, 2007, 06:57 AM
    That is just cute. I can just a little tike saying that too. Thanks for starting the morning right.
    J_9's Avatar
    J_9 Posts: 40,298, Reputation: 5646
    Expert
    		  
    #7

    Oct 26, 2007, 07:39 AM
    Oh, I NEEDED that one!!
    friend4u178's Avatar
    friend4u178 Posts: 3,349, Reputation: 1584
    Ultra Member
    		  
    #8

    Oct 31, 2007, 07:09 PM
    Ha ha Too funny :-)
Not your question? Ask your question View similar questions
 

Question Tools Search this Question
Search this Question:

Advanced Search

Add your answer here.


Check out some similar questions!

I was molested as a child, would it still be right to tell my parents? [ 34 Answers ]

Hi My name is Sarah, When I was a little girl, about 4 my mother moved in with her boyfriend "Brian". Things were all right at first but as time passed on he began to abuse me physically and mentally when my mother was at work. He would mostly beat on my older brother who stood up for himself....

Child Support - 2 child living at separate parents - 1 child turning 18 soon. [ 6 Answers ]

I will try not to make this too long but I went through a 3 year court battle with my ex with our 2 kids who are now 17 (Daughter) and 15 (Son). My son has been living with his dad since he was like 9 because I let him. Court battle was dropped due to judge thinking my ex was lying after 3 years...

Termination of Parents rights and child support [ 7 Answers ]

My son's father has not had anything to do with him since he was born and he isn't paying any child support and he has never seen him or called me to ask about him or anything. He knows nothing about my son at all... and I was wondering if I were to get him for child support would he get visitation...

Parents not wanting to support or take care of child [ 1 Answers ]

My ex boyfriend, the father of my three year old, does not support my child or want to watch him at anytime for me even when my son asks him too. He still lives with his mom and his mom takes care of him when he is over there, not his father, he does other things instead. My son says he mostly...

Parents to blame for child porn [ 3 Answers ]

I personally feel that parents are to blame for the child pron growing so big, its not Completely down to the parents but it begins from here, an example is the fact that the clothing market for children is getting very similar to the adult market, it seems like the age of being a child is getting...

View more questions Search