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    Oct 11, 2007, 05:19 PM
    Old men can think fast too
    An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was ideal for swimming, although he rarely did that anymore.

    One evening he decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket with which to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

    One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

    The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or to make you get out of the pond naked."

    Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

    Moral: Old men can still think fast
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    Oct 11, 2007, 05:29 PM
    Haha, nice...

    By the way, I like your quote.
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    Oct 11, 2007, 05:30 PM
    Thanks Future :-)
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    Oct 11, 2007, 05:34 PM
    No prob!
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    Oct 11, 2007, 06:21 PM
    Good for him! Good joke. Thanks for sharing.
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    Oct 11, 2007, 09:09 PM
    Really good joke and yes, your signature says it all. Very true.
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    Oct 11, 2007, 09:10 PM
    Thanks Magprob!!
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    Oct 12, 2007, 06:46 AM
    Hahaahaa, I heard this before but never better
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    Oct 12, 2007, 06:49 AM
    Very funny! I think I need a pond... where's my shovel?
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    Oct 12, 2007, 05:19 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainRich
    Very funny!! I think I need a pond.... where's my shovel??
    LOL... if every pond came with skinnydipping women...
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    Oct 13, 2007, 03:57 AM
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