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    #241

    Oct 6, 2007, 06:49 PM
    Aye, then... Captain Mary Kidd (Wondergirl fer short) Ye be qualified! But yer references... this excon (short fer Iron Sam Rackham)Hmmm ye'll 'ave to see 'bout 'im!
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    #242

    Oct 6, 2007, 06:51 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Wondergirl
    I'll knit thee a cover in fisherman's rib with garter lace stitches along the length of it. The sight o' that'll wow the ladies and scare the fishies.
    Just in me umble opinion, me thinks chain mail would be much more appropriate. But, alas... what do I know? You bein' a knittin lady and I be a spittin' pirate.
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    #243

    Oct 6, 2007, 06:53 PM
    Could I be the saucy wench what uncorks for ye seasoned barrels o' grog and dances to a shanty or two in the e'ens?
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    #244

    Oct 6, 2007, 06:53 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Wondergirl
    Shiver me timbers! Let's splice the mainbrace!
    It just might be that one of us is going to 'ave to walk the plank!
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    #245

    Oct 6, 2007, 06:54 PM
    I'll even groom yer parrot and pluck the lice right out o' his feathers!
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    #246

    Oct 6, 2007, 06:55 PM
    If ye knit with chain mail! Ye could batch us a new mains'l... Me old one's a bit tattered!
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    #247

    Oct 6, 2007, 06:58 PM
    An there won't be no plank walkin' till dawn. An' ye better have the proper touch fo' me parrot!
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    #248

    Oct 6, 2007, 06:58 PM
    Going to 'ave to jump ship for awhile here... get back to me cog... I bin watching you two fer awhile now...
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    #249

    Oct 6, 2007, 06:59 PM
    The shower in the head could use a new curtain too... The old one 'tis a bit mouldy and reeky.

    I'd be pleasured to turn this ship into the fairest on the high seas!
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    #250

    Oct 6, 2007, 07:03 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainRich
    If ye knit with chain mail!! ye could batch us a new mains'l... Me old one's a bit tattered!
    I hear that she 'as really strong fingers. She probably could knit chain mail! She also might do well with removing the barnacles from the keel! :)
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    #251

    Oct 6, 2007, 07:05 PM
    You be careful, matey, or I'll remove the barnacles from your keel!
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    #252

    Oct 6, 2007, 07:05 PM
    Avast! Nay! She be not fer the keel! We be pickin' scoundrels from our next battle fer that chore! Aaarr!
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    #253

    Oct 6, 2007, 07:12 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Wondergirl
    You be careful, matey, or I'll remove the barnacles from your keel!
    Sorry, me hearty! Does seem you drove the scallywag off! Aarr!
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    #254

    Oct 6, 2007, 07:13 PM
    He said something about his cog. He'll be back. He likes the saucy wenches and strumming his lute.
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    #255

    Oct 6, 2007, 07:17 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Clough
    Gonna 'ave to jump ship for awhile here... get back to me cog...
    Here's what he said when you were busy hefting yer cutlass and pillaging the coast.
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    #256

    Oct 6, 2007, 07:21 PM
    Aye! Missed his jumpin' ship! All the better! Ye've done tidied up the ship and run off the scurvy dog! An' ye hold yer own! It's all good!
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    #257

    Oct 6, 2007, 07:26 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Wondergirl
    You be careful, matey, or I'll remove the barnacles from your keel!
    Me apologys to the layde here! Blimey! You do make excellent retort! Seems ayve gone abit daft after me crew marroned me on that tynee island for so long. Plus, me tung gets a little loos when ayve had too much brandie.
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    #258

    Oct 6, 2007, 07:26 PM
    Ahoy yonder buccaneer! Thar be Jack Sparrow and his rascally hands!
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    #259

    Oct 6, 2007, 07:28 PM
    Avast, Lute Player! I thot ye was sharkbait!
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    #260

    Oct 6, 2007, 07:29 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Wondergirl
    He said something about his cog. He'll be back. He likes the saucy wenches and strumming his lute.
    That's verry true! Specially 'bout the wenches and the lute!
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