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    #221

    Oct 6, 2007, 02:49 PM
    Aye! Welcome aboard, Calico Morgan Rackham!
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    #222

    Oct 6, 2007, 02:54 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Wondergirl
    I cannot give ye a shanty, but how about a big multi-layer chocolate cake with fudge frosting and a tall glass of ice-cold milk or piping-hot coffee straight from the isles?
    Aarr... me pirate's food is meat. If at sea, and meat is gone or seems a wee bit too gamey, shoe leather is an acceptable replacement.
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    #223

    Oct 6, 2007, 04:03 PM
    Arrr those be the rules
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    #224

    Oct 6, 2007, 04:25 PM
    Alas! The cake wilst become the fodder of the fishies.
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    #225

    Oct 6, 2007, 04:27 PM
    Aye! But fishes be food too! Aarr!
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    #226

    Oct 6, 2007, 04:32 PM
    Prethee I fashion a lovely knitted cover for your hook?
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    #227

    Oct 6, 2007, 04:34 PM
    Me hook?? Ye been peekin'!
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    #228

    Oct 6, 2007, 04:44 PM
    Aye! That's quite a hook ye got thar. What ye need is a nice, soft knitted cover for it so as not to scare the ladies when we dock.
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    #229

    Oct 6, 2007, 04:47 PM
    Aye!! Don't want to scare the ladies or the fishies! Ye better start knittin' now!
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    #230

    Oct 6, 2007, 05:06 PM
    I'll knit thee a cover in fisherman's rib with garter lace stitches along the length of it. The sight o' that'll wow the ladies and scare the fishies.
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    #231

    Oct 6, 2007, 05:12 PM
    Me ain't too sure what the rib parts does... but I heard o' the garters and lace! Ye got room in there fer me muskets?
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    #232

    Oct 6, 2007, 06:05 PM
    Thar's plenny o' room for thy muskets, O Cap'n. How many were there last count?
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    #233

    Oct 6, 2007, 06:11 PM
    Only one, actually. But it casts a shadow...
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    #234

    Oct 6, 2007, 06:15 PM
    Will you need a matching holder for the ammunition, laddie?
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    #235

    Oct 6, 2007, 06:24 PM
    Only on a bad day, me lass. Do ye have any special qualifications? Perhaps ye'd like ta fill out me application forms. Be sure ye includes ye's letters o' recommendation...
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    #236

    Oct 6, 2007, 06:32 PM
    For years I've been the scullery maid on Blackbeard's flag ship and cataloged all his books on plankwalking, fishfeeding, and doubloon counting. Many's the night he and I hoisted the grog on the poop deck. excon will attest to my seaworthiness.
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    #237

    Oct 6, 2007, 06:32 PM
    Permission to come aboard, Captain?
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    #238

    Oct 6, 2007, 06:39 PM
    Permission granted!

    Do we know yer pirate name?
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    #239

    Oct 6, 2007, 06:46 PM
    Yes. I have a name. But, it's the same as yours!! I am a bloody scoundrel, though. Maybe I am your long, lost cousin!!
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    #240

    Oct 6, 2007, 06:48 PM
    Shiver me timbers! Let's splice the mainbrace!
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