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    Sep 23, 2007, 12:41 PM
    Blonde in Appliance store
    A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.

    "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.

    "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

    She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman "I would like to buy this TV."

    "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

    "Darn, he recognized me," she thought.

    She went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman.

    "I would like to buy this TV."

    Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

    Frustrated, she exclaimed "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
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    #2

    Sep 23, 2007, 01:55 PM
    I must be blonde...
    ... because I don't get it...
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    #3

    Sep 23, 2007, 02:22 PM
    Haaahhahahah Not Funny
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    #4

    Sep 23, 2007, 02:41 PM
    I just don't get it. Doesn't make sense to me.
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    #5

    Sep 23, 2007, 04:27 PM
    I was married to one I get itHAHAHAHAHAHA,Ken
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    #6

    Sep 24, 2007, 04:10 AM
    Wait, wait... I am a blonde... is the end of it... she's looking at a microwave or something like that? Only a blonde can REALLY understand a blonde joke hehehehehe
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    Sep 24, 2007, 04:42 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by rpg219
    wait, wait....I am a blonde.......is the end of it.....she's looking at a microwave or something like that? Only a blonde can REALLY understand a blonde joke hehehehehe
    .. or a front loading washing machine... with a window..?
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    Sep 24, 2007, 05:08 AM
    Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"

    "Because that's a microwave," he replied
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    #9

    Sep 24, 2007, 05:43 AM
    Ohh, Defined in DNA:D
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    Sep 24, 2007, 10:08 PM
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