[talaniman]

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot..
There was a sign on the cage that said $50.
"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said,
"Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of
prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway.
She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and
Waited for it to say something.
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new
madam."
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought,
"That's really not so bad."When her 2 teen aged daughter returned from
School the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."
The girls and the woman were a bit offended, but then began to laugh
About the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.
Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work. The bird
Looked at him and said, "Hi Keith.":eek:

[900295]

Hahahaha

[Starman]

Really funny! What makes it fuuny for me is imagining how Keith reacted when all eyes turned his way.

"So that's why you've been coming home from work late!"

"I don't know that parrot!"

"Then how is it it knows your name?"

"Coincidence!"

"Really?"

"Yeah!"

"How bout the coincidence of you sleeping on the couch?"

"I'm gonna ring its neck!"

"Ruffle one feather on that bird and you're dead!"
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BTW

I am enjoying your other jokes as well. Good show!