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    talaniman Posts: 54,325, Reputation: 10855
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    Jul 23, 2007, 06:20 AM
    For the men
    My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister.

    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra less. One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

    Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

    She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

    When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.

    I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

    Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

    With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, we are very happy that you have passed our little test... we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

    And the moral of this story is:

    Always keep your condoms in your car...
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    Jul 23, 2007, 06:25 AM
    Lol tal you are bad!
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    Jul 25, 2007, 08:10 PM
    Ha ha ha... what a good moral
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    Jul 25, 2007, 08:26 PM
    LOL!! You nαughty mαn
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    Jul 25, 2007, 08:29 PM
    Lmao... shame on you ;)
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    Jul 26, 2007, 02:37 AM
    I think every men should keep their condoms in the cars, Lucky guy ha! :D
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    Jul 29, 2007, 10:58 PM
    I never got it until now! His condoms were in the... and oh... haha FUNNY!!
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    Aug 22, 2007, 06:04 PM
    LMAO!! very funny lolz
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    Oct 29, 2007, 08:48 AM
    Shame on you but very funny when I started reading your story I hated you but at the end I laughed so loudddddddd
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    Oct 29, 2007, 10:42 AM
    Ahhhhh I loved this! I've been grinning for the past 10 minutes! Lol!
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    Jun 28, 2008, 04:54 PM
    Rolf good story!
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    Jul 1, 2008, 05:52 PM
    Now that is funny!! I can't stop grinning, you're bad but really funny!!
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    Jul 14, 2008, 04:32 PM
    Hahahahahahah, you really made me laugh today but your really bad lolzzzzzzzzz
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