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    Jul 20, 2007, 07:58 AM
    Newly weds, after the honeymoon
    A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well," said her mother,"so how was the honeymoon?"
    Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic... "
    Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam
    Started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard before! I
    Mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to take me home..

    "PLEASE MAMA!"

    "Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with your
    Husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT
    4-letter words?"

    "Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so
    Embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"

    "Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother
    These horrible 4-letter words!"

    Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama..., he used words like: dust, wash, iron,
    And cook..."

    "I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.
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    Jul 20, 2007, 08:30 AM
    That is REALLY good!!

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