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    Jul 19, 2007, 02:26 AM
    Parking Note
    A driver, parked in an illegal zone, tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile. "I've circled the block for 20 minutes. I'm late for an appointment and if I don't park here I'll lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses."

    When he came back, he found a parking ticket and this note: "I've circled the block for 20 years and if I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation."
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    Jul 19, 2007, 02:30 AM
    Ha ha, class! Reminds me of this one;

    "I came back to my car today to find someone had complimented my driving for once! There was a note attached to my window saying 'Parking Fine' ... which was nice of them!"
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    Jul 19, 2007, 03:38 AM
    Ha ha, Isn't he a genius!
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    Jul 19, 2007, 04:31 AM
    That joke is a gem. Thanks for posting it.
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