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    talaniman Posts: 54,325, Reputation: 10855
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    Jul 11, 2007, 07:00 AM
    Ed Zachery Disease
    A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well-known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.

    Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose."
    The woman did as she was told.

    "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room
    "Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
    Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly "Your probrem vewy bad.

    You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or
    dates."
    The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary
    Disease?"
    Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face looks Ed Zachary like your a$$.
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    Jul 11, 2007, 07:03 AM
    Hehe Best joke I've heard on the net. Lol Btw my Dr.'s name is Chang!
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    talaniman Posts: 54,325, Reputation: 10855
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    Jul 11, 2007, 07:20 AM
    Is he a sex therapist? Hope you aren't having the same symptoms the lady in the joke had.:D
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    Jul 11, 2007, 07:26 AM
    Nope, just a M.D. lucky me
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    Jul 11, 2007, 07:29 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by bushg
    hehe Best joke I've heard on the net. lol Btw my Dr.'s name is Chang!
    Next time you visit the doctor ask him (quite seriously) if he knows of the Ed Zachary disease. Hopefully it will raise a laugh. After all laughter is the best medecine.
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    Jul 11, 2007, 07:59 AM
    Oh man, her face looks like her butt. No wonder she don't get dated :D
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