[startover22]

Ya just jealous. My son and daughter wish we had two computers now. My husband says we should all get off the computer and get outside or go do something with our lives, I say f-off to him. He loves it! HAHA

[shatteredsoul]

It is a sure bet that if you pick up a phone ,the children will need to ask you for something or tell you something or start fighting the minute you start talking. Murphy's Law I think its called. I have a funny joke for all of you then I have to skedaddle for a bit.
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children...
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "YOur obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name Penny."
He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers, "Come on , we're leaving."
HA HA a little humor. I am feeling frisky today.

[shatteredsoul]

I'ts supposed to be d@ck after come on. SHEESH it ruined the whole joke!!

[startover22]

LOLOLOLOLOL I though it was missing something, good one shattered good one hahahah.

Reminds me about being pregnant with the last baby, I wouldn't name him and so we all called him Dirt Ball Paul for the longest time. It was hilarious and we all sometimes call him that and he is like "what"??

[Synnen]

My sister named her kids Taylor, Dakota, Madyson, Callia, and Montanna.

They're called Joe, Monster, Snack Cake, Booger, and Nene.

I giggle all the time about that.

[startover22]

That is so cute.

[Emland]

My kids are Wesley and Jessica and get called Buddy and Baby most of the time.

[J_9]

LOL, I was thinking Peter. Guess my mind is not in the gutter enough. LOL

Well, the new dishwasher and law tractor are here! YAY!!

[alkalineangel]

Whooooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea??
SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS

Absorbant and yellow and porous is he...
SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS

If nautical nonsense is something you wish...
SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS

The roll on the deck and flop like a fish...
SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS

OH! SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS
SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS
SPONGEBOOOOOOB SQUARE PANTS!!

[startover22]

Grady, Davy, Jett and Max. Grade, Dave, Maxy and Jett is what we call them I usually call them by eachothers names cause there are so many of them and then I ask them "who are you?" it is so funny. They are good kids and by the way Davy is my sweet girl!Davy Elizabeth

[J_9]

Come on now CBW join in with that lovely voice of yours!!

Whooooooo lives in a pinapple under the sea???
SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS

Absorbant and yellow and porous is he....
SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS

if nautical nonsense is something you wish....
SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS

the roll on the deck and flop like a fish....
SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS

OH! SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS
SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS
SPONGEBOOOOOOB SQUARE PANTS!!!!

[Emland]

Time to do dishes and cut the grass, J - woo hoo - fun in the old town tonight

[startover22]

ARG I just got done watching that, actually hearing that, I think I have seen every single sponge bob on the planet. At least the ones on TV.

[rankrank55]

I manage a video store/tanning saloon and I see that little square guy EVERYDAY... we play it for the kiddos waiting on their mommys to get out of the tanning beds! AAAAHHHH!

[alkalineangel]

Lol... its been in my head since CBW mentioned it earlier... lol...

[startover22]

BLAH, I am going to start singing Crystal Gayle just to get it out... Don't it make my brown eyes blue?

[rankrank55]

Lol, that never works for me... just wait till you lay down to sleep tonight... it will slowly creep back into your head LMAO

[alkalineangel]

I know!! I hate that!

[J_9]

Oh, God now I'm going to sing that all day.

[curlybenswife]

Ive only just seen that stop you lot its not funny god dam spongebob lol