[J_9]

Good morning beautiful AH!!

Ah, the crummies will go on for a few days, just remember to eat before taking your drugs!!

You will feel fine straight away!

Yes, Laura, I look quite frightful right now. Blanket over my shoulders, PJs on, nose red, and kleenex box at my side.

[curlybenswife]

Hehehehehe the red nose will help you see where your going at night ;)

[Synnen]

Ugh.

I hope all of you feel better and soon!

I feel tons better today than I did last week, and I give credit to all of my lovely friends here at AMHD.

So here----I'm giving that love back to you, doubled, so that you feel better too!

[J_9]

Oh, thank you Syn!!

I just hate these allergies. Nothing gets rid of them except a fall frost.

[curlybenswife]

Giggle at least there not contagious over the net Syn hehehehehe

[RubyPitbull]

Why is everyone so sick? Do what I do. Stay away from people and just talk to the dogs. It may make me a bit emotionally off kilter, but physically I am fine.

Hmmm. So, bunny lady, what kind of devilish business do you want to get up to today?

[Myth]

Sorry about your sneezles J... hope they let us for you.

[Synnen]

My coffee finally hit me.

/bounces off the walls

[Tuscany]

Sorry to hear you are feeling under the weather J.
Ruby I like your idea of staying away from people. I tend to do the same thing anymore.
But, I have my dogs and horses to keep me sane... or as sane as one can be.

[RubyPitbull]

My coffee has finally hit me too Synn. Not making me bounce off the walls but is forcing me to go offline for a while for my potty break.:o

[Myth]

Well I got the kids to drive me insane?? Does that count? Lol... they don't talk yet. Is that staying away from people? OK I'm confusing myself.

[Tuscany]

My class is at lunch right now... they have the brunch lunch. 10:30-11:00. That is usually my coffee break... 10:30 is a little early for lunch for me.

[Synnen]

Coffee is YUM
I gots me SOME!
It makes me HAPPY
Someone SLAP ME!
I'm bouncing off walls
And taking scheduling calls
Customers think I'm perky
But I'm only acting like it at work-y
(yeah... that doesn't quite fit
To hell with it)

[Emland]

My daughter's class eats lunch at 10:45 - she is ready to chew my leg off when I pick her up after school.

[curlybenswife]

Why is everyone so sick? Do what I do. Stay away from people and just talk to the dogs. It may make me a bit emotionally off kilter, but physically I am fine.

Hmmm. So, bunny lady, what kind of devilish business do you want to get up to today?

Hehehehehehe I don't know ruby but I'm sure I can drag you, j and ah into it too giggle

[Emland]

My calendar says it is Victoria Day in Canada - sooooo - Happy Victoria Day to my northern friends!

BTW, what is Victoria Day?

[Myth]

I've wondered that same thing from year to year. I always thought it was for the queen in some way shape or form.

[Emland]

Maybe it is a celebration of women who have had 17 children. Wasn't that how man she had? There is a woman in Arkansas that is pregnant with her 17th. I'd be in a mental hospital by number 5 most likely.

[magprob]

17 kids? My God! Do you think they know where they are coming from? I mean... 17 kids? That's like three to four dozen eggs, one whole hog belly and three to four loaves of bread just for one breakfast! Not to mention the three super large bags of Tuttie Fruttie O's and milk... a swimming pool full of milk! One of them twenty-four roll packs of Charmin toilet tissue every two or three days, barring any stomach flu or bad mexican food mind you. My God! They would have to have at least six toilets! Can you imagine the piles of dirty underwear? A giant hair ball clogging the drain? The shoes? Holy mackrel, that's a hell of a lot of shoes piled here and there, stuffed in this nook and that cranny. With nineteen people, counting the parents, that's thirty-eight shoes, at just one pair per person. At two pairs per person, that's seventy-six shoes. I would say that they each probably have three pairs of shoes, you know, Sunday go to meeting shoes, play shoes and slippers or what have you. Why, that's one-hundred and fourteen shoes! Not counting the old tennis shoes and the shoes lost under all them beds. There could be three to four hundred shoes in that house! I've been in shoe stores that only wish they had that many shoes! Just imagine the piles of dirty underwear, the stinky shoes everywhere, six toilets flushing non stop, eight or ten people in the bath tub, dogs barking, fights breaking out here and there, bloody knees, bloody noses, smashed fingers, and poop smeared on the wall... not to mention the boogers and snotty noses. My God! Are these people out of their minds? Oh! Wait. Did you say they are from Arkansas?

[J_9]

OMG, Mag, you forgot to calculate exactly how much Spam they would use!!