[NeedKarma]

Don't you like how, all of a sudden, he learns how to remove the avatar?

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHhhahahahhahahahahahahha ha!

[eawoodall]

I just found the private message sending and getting section of askmehelpdesk.com and I recommend everyone change their settings to be able to use it, since it is private email or messages, and like that.

Hope everyone is having a fun filled day.

Be well. Be safe.

[NeedKarma]

I received your private message, went to the site to download that sound file and have one question... are you 15 years old?

[CroCivic91]

Woohoo!

This is a true test!

If you want to see how EAWoodall will dodge this question, watch us again in 2 hours, for another lengthy reply explaining how we cannot understand martial arts for we are weak and dumb, and how a true martial artist would never reveal such a secret to the world, because a true master needs no fame!

Watch us again for new hot replies on this subject... or die! :D

Hahahahahahahhahaha, I'm having such a good laugh out of this! :D LOL! :D

[eawoodall]

Lets see, I sent a private message to d.severn only, not the world.

So it would not hurt the privacy of anyone else but myself.

Does not sound like I wanted fame or anyone to know about it but one person, and that one person personally knows, and could privately quietly email/phone them to confirm what I said.

Explicitly I asked d. severn to not tell anyone EVER.

Obviously d. severn is not someone who is willing to keep private matters private. I would never have mentioned that certain people have a certain code words they use before any fight, because I feel the less information people who have never been physically around someone the better.

I did not claim to beat up someone, I claimed they hurt themselves when they hit me, and so they did not continue the fight. Someone has a career of professional fighting to worry about, and cannot risk injury on people such as myself. Some would call that winning the fight, I do not know. Of course perhaps since I have never seen ufc the person was an imposter. If it was an imposter I apologize to the great someone who has been wronged by them, not me, for I did not know it was not them, sorry.

I hinted that I already have more fame than you can imagine, so I do not need more fame from you or anyone else knowing about me. I just wanted d. severn to have someone to verify that someone has seen me do things that martial arts masters do. I did not ask them to verify the unbelievable things.

Oh well, what is the point? People either believe or they don't. You can only choose to accept what is true or you choose to believe a lie. I can only show you the path, you have to choose to walk it or not. I do not jump through hoops, I do not verify. That would just fuel the fire. Better to have no one believe me than to continue trying to prove anything.

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Thank you needkarma for listening to the wav file, enjoy. No I actually am old.

[eawoodall]

actually that is two swat teams plus others with them, multiple times (when people should not be bothering you to begin with they leave, soon).

no, when eight I out fought a bunch of other kids some with weapons, their ages were: 8,11,12,13,13,14,15,16,17,18,19 (they were a big family).

now, there was another event about the persons where several were armed.
doesn't matter.

I did not cave in a grandmaster's chest at 4, I caved in the chest of a guy who was jealous of me for being better at martial arts than him (and he was stupid enough to think I would sit still for him trying to shoot me), but I had been studying for years and he had only been studying for weeks, so it was not a contest. Some people fear attack dogs and they weigh what kids do.
couldn't any martial arts student with years of training defeat someone new?

well the part of the building I was in did not have the 30 foot ceiling the rest of the building had in it, it was maybe 15 foot ceiling and I did not hit the ceiling, and I cheated by jumping off a desk (although I am pretty sure it did not look like I jumped from the desk). So I might have jumped a few feet, but since I was upside down, it left shoe marks near the ceiling, so 15 - about 6 ft height of person upside down- height of desk 2.5 feet - height of person right side up= so I may have had to jump at least (15-14.5=) 6 inches off the ground, maybe more to leave a mark on the wall near the ceiling, no big deal,
I did not even do a back flip, I did a half reverse flip (ie I just leaned forward), so I was chest to the wall, just a trick really. I am just not impressive.

I did not get cut by the throwing stars, I happened to catch them lucky enough that I was not hurt, not that I have practiced that before or since. I am just not impressive.

I guess I have just been lucky. Sheer luck. Miracle that I still alive obviously.

so lets review: no one believes me, oh well. I am just lucky, and technically I have told you the truth, but not pointed out all the details every time.

[eawoodall]

Dok lee original book on eBay right now.

[CroCivic91]

Dan, you never told us how he dodged the "phrase before the fight" question...

[eawoodall]

or perhaps it really was royce, and since I don't jump through hoops, I am not telling you what he said before. But that is between him and me.

you should appreciate me for who I am. The great person I seem to be. Yes I am greater than you can comprehend! Thank you, and thank God. I keep telling you the truth, and you continue to doubt 1 + 1 = 2 . Oh well.

(until today I had never read any books by or about bruce lee.)
I 08/21/2005 read a half dozen books about/by bruce lee. Now do you recall that dr. bill explained that a "famous martial artist's wife" learned hikuta directly from Dok Lee (I was also told that by Dok Lee in person). Have you read by/about bruce lee? You do know that "the famous martial artist's wife" could have told/explained hikuta to bruce lee through a extremely short chain of people, if not in person.

if you understood hikuta, you would see that is what bruce lee was talking about calling it jeet kune do, but he learned it second hand, not from a DOK, so he made some mistakes.

thank you for not being interested in learning hikuta, because it is well you do not want to learn. No trying to teach those with no interest in learning.

the other person who was in a world type event will remain nameless since they also hurt themselves when they hit me.

that the truth you fail to believe, is the simpliest of all is the amazing part.
remember my abilities do not start or stop on being the only DOK alive,
perhaps that is why I find it so easy to win, or I pretend that I have lost so people will leave me alone (even acting hurt sometimes). The truth will find you out. It is not my words that have weight, but the truth behind them.

I still want to not have to beat you up, but we shall see if you recall any of my words, and have learned from them? Certainly in certain cultures insane people are considered holy, and so no one attacks them, so perhaps you would leave me alone for that reason? Or if you have learned I am right.

[eawoodall]

As a person who has worked with the mentally ill on different jobs, I understand your concern because my life experiences are not your life experiences.

I have seen doctors so ignorant that they did not know hovercrafts were not science fiction, and so put a person in a mental hospital because they (had worked on them in the navy, and) wanted to build one when they got home.

So your unbelief is expected. Do not presume.

But what you believe does not change what is true. Think about it.

It is not that any of you are mentally ill because you do not believe me, it is that you have not proof beyond a shadow of a doubt that I am telling you the truth. If you believed me, then it would be mentally ill to want to fight me.
Since you do not believe my words, it is healthy to not continue to bring up or dredge stories that go beyond mortal belief, indeed the legends of old are often nothing more than men who did such heroic things that they are hard to believe. And if someone were mentally ill it is better to not beat upon them.

Perhaps you see that I can tell a good story though? Humm? Maybe I was telling the truth about movies.tv shows, songs? Or maybe it all is true. Be safe

[CroCivic91]

Don't you just love it how he first claims he has beaten Royce, then he says someone was impersonating him, and then, all of a sudden, he puts a cloak of mystery upon the whole story by saying it might have been Royce after all, but he's just not jumping through hoops and does not want any fame for beating people up, so he'll just say it might have been Royce... gotta love that! :)

[NeedKarma]

This troll has basically been busted. Actually I kind of wish it was a troll. This woodall character despererately wants people to believe that he is some kind of martial arts killer (read this thread from the beginning). Unfortunately the truth seems to be that he is some sort of overweight housebound kid with an overactive imagination who seems to have issues with separating fantasy from reality. It's too bad he removed his pic from his profile - anyone seeing that would surely fear only for the food they were holding.

[eawoodall]

I never said it was an imposter, I said it might have been. Large difference.
whether it was royce or not does not matter to me, whoever they were they showed at my place of work, trying to test me to see if I was a master
(whoever they were they left believing I am a master of martial arts).
you see I never wanted to bring royce into this at all, but d.severn wanted to by bringing a private message public. And what I did to the person who claimed they were royce was allow them to harm themselves by hitting me. Sometimes people hit people where (or how) they expect for people to move, but if a person does not react or fall down then the person doing the hitting hurts themselves. There are two major ways in martial arts -- light or heavy, if you stand heavy you resist being moved, or any effect even if someone landed on you, if you stand light even a fly will cause you to fall over. As a martial artist who knows both techniques I can choose to do either.

no I do not need people to believe me. That some are smart enough to know the truth is a good thing, but you never need believe me. Believe whatever you want, people will anyway. No amount of words or actions will ever convince anyone of anything. Belief is a choice, it does not have to do with evidence, or proof. First you must have faith, then you must actually choose to trust in that faith to believe. You may have faith a chair will support your weight, but until you sit in it you are not believing that the chair will. You may have faith in a parachute, but until you pull the ripcord (while on a jump out of the plane), you are not yet believing in it. You can have faith that the brakes in the car will stop the car, but until you apply them you are not believing they do. You can have faith you have a certain amount of money in the bank, but until you write the check (sign and give to someone to pay) you are not yet believing there is enough money in the bank to cover it.

that was funny, what you wrote nk, I laughed.

perhaps bruce lee came up with 'jeet kune do' on his own, who will ever know.
if he did then bruce lee like Dok Lee must have been a great man (per Dr. Bill) since they both from scratch came up with a 'new' martial art that some value as being effective, and powerful. Or maybe not, maybe they both were just teaching an old, effective, powerful martial art that a lot of people did not know. So some people thought it was 'new' because they personally had not heard about it, because they had not experienced it before. How many people in the west thought karate, gung fu, etc was a 'new' thing in the 60s after bruce lee, and TV shows made it popular.

believe what you want, discard the rest.

[eawoodall]

Since we have passed the point at which belief is no longer an issue. I might as well tell you some more.

Kuta can also teach you to increase your strength in weight lifting, and exercise techniques. The heaviest weight I have ever worked out with on a regular basis was slightly over 1640 tons. I know, sometimes twice a day (or more) working with 1640 tons sounds like a strain on the muscles, but really it is just a matter of building up to it, like all muscle building. We started with over 2 dozen working it, then we slowly decreased how many would be exercising it, until finally I was the only one moving it by myself. Do not try this at home children, muscle strain can result from trying to move over your maximum weight. Do not hurt yourself to impress eawoodall. It can takes months if not years to develop your muscles to the point you could safely do this workout. Remember you want to build endurance as well as strength. Slow twitch as well as fast twitch muscle needs to be trained to do more. Of course most people don't have a 1640 ton object lying around at home, I would think. Maybe you could use two 820 ton objects, or math equivalent.

Another real danger when working with such a massive object is even the safety equipment weighs more than you do. When your safety equipment fails, you have to catch an object weighing more than you, moving at more than 700 feet per second, so it is not for the slow. Of course when the safety equipment works fine, all is great. Safety first after all, you do not want to damage your 1640 ton work out object, or be hurt after all. Although I would be hard pressed to think of a way the equipment could have hurt me.

I remember one failure of safety equipment that caused both my arms to be trapped under strain between the S curve and my arms went through what looked like a cartoon contortion, peeled the paint right off the S, but I pulled back, and so did not hurt the equipment, and once I passed the S my arms 'popped' back out cartoon like, and were unhurt, but we had to repaint the S, since my arms scrapped the paint off it.

Of course the sad part is, I am still just telling you the truth.

[eawoodall]

I am not trolling, whatever that is. I am merely telling you truth whether you like it or not. If you do not want to hear the truth, do not ask me questions.
I will stop answering when you stop asking. As I have said before I do not think of myself as a super hero, although some people who know me have accused me of being one, but that was a personal problem of theirs.

Why does not the admin ban you for 1.asking silly questions, or 2.doubting one of the experts on askmehelpdesk. I really wanted to stop this thread (lock it) several pages ago, but I do not have the power to lock a thread, even though it said somewhere in the expert faq that some experts can lock threads to not allow more questions. I either do not know how, or am not high enough as an expert to lock a thread.

Some of the people who were trying to rob a bank, when they met me, after they told the judge what happened, well they needed someone to explain to the judge they were not crazy, they actually saw what really happened, and the person testified that such people as myself do exist, and whatever super hero name they wanted to use to describe what I did would be okay. That there are people who protect and defend freedom, and justice, and liberty, without cost, with honor, integrity, and the american way of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, so help us God.

If they do ban me for the truth, may you live in ignorance, you have chosen.

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[NeedKarma]

some of the people who were trying to rob a bank, when they met me, after they told the judge what happened, well they needed someone to explain to the judge they were not crazy, they actually saw what really happened, and the person testified that such people as myself do exist, and whatever super hero name they wanted to use to describe what i did would be okay. that there are people who protect and defend freedom, and justice, and liberty, without cost, with honor, integrity, and the american way of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, so help us God.

This is a good example of someone who has lost touch with reality. Instead of pursing a somewhat meaningful life they spend their time posting as an alter ego on anonymous internet message boards. He's not a troll, just a sad loser in this game of life.

[eawoodall]

In the military (ever heard of the military or did I just make it up?),
There can exist things that are called orders (ever heard of people making people do things? Or did I just make it up?),
And some people who give orders want people to do things that are not average (like work out with 1640 tons). So let's review did I want to exercise with 1640 tons, not particularly, was I ordered to do so, yes.
In the military you have to obey lawful orders.
Now, I thought it might be difficult to work out with 1640 tons, but after I saw someone else do it, then I felt "if he can do it, i can do it."

Military has this thing called a navy (ever heard of it or did I just make it up?)

The navy has things called ships (ever heard of it or did I just make it up?)

Naval vessels (ships) are often heavy, especially if they are more than a football field in length, some of them might even weigh, oh 1640 tons more or less, with crew and equipment, and all. Consult jane's fighting ships reference.

Ships floating in water have very little friction, so no matter how heavy it is, it is easy to move, especially if you are just slacking the lines (ropes), and moving it 50 or 100 feet down the pier, it does not take more than one man a few seconds of pulling on one line to move it that distance, no it doesn't move the whole distance in a few seconds but the momentum carries it along for a long time, after you stop pulling. So lets review, slack the lines, move one line down the pier, and connect it where you want ship moved to, then take up line (PULL!) to move it there, not a big deal.

Yes I have moved a train before (only a engine and two empty cars), but honestly the train was tougher than the ship. Train has way too much friction.

So there now you have another explanation to show I am not that great.

[NeedKarma]

I once broke 46 heavy gauge steel chains in 14 minutes. I didn't want to, I had to - to save my life and the lives of others. Some consider me a hero but it was just adrenaline.

[eawoodall]

Being a hero is not about what you think of you saving other people's lives, but what they think. They are the ones who are sincere in appreciation toward you for them being alive.

Not everyone gets an adrenal rush, and saves the day. Sometimes people die because people chicken out, so do not belittle your accomplishment of survival against the odds, and difficult circumstances.

The more you end up having to do to survive the easier it is to survive. Because what most people cannot get a running start at, is something you have done before under the same or worst conditions. That is why experience and training is a better teacher than just training, because when you know you have done it before, you are not likely to doubt that you can at least try (to do it again). Best wishes in any future problems that you are better prepared for because you know you have contested and won, previously.

Once or twice I have done something that someone said saved a life or more.
And I agree there is no reason to brag, you just worry about survival and doing the right thing, and you often will be doing a truly heroic thing.

[drbill212]

There is a kuta event being held by al abidin oct 28, 29 in California. This is the opportunity for anyone with knowledge of kuta to share with everyone and stop the nonsense. I claim to be the oldest practicing exponent of kuta and a direct student of Lee. I am not saying I am the best. I have never met anyone else who knows it. If you are telling the truth, woodall, please come and share (and apologies are in order). If you come and have not been telling the truth- there will be no hard feelings or violence ( I will personally guarantee that).As for Severn, he is a very accomplished mixed-martial arts champion and if anything works on him, it would be a miracle. I don't train to fight martial arts and boxing champions, just the usual out-of-hand fools I meet in my daily life. Kuta works, I guarantee it, but nothing is magic. I am willing to put up or shut up and at least show what I was taught to whoever is interested. Dr. L.William Pogue, Detroit, Michigan 248 765 6202