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    alkalineangel Posts: 2,391, Reputation: 323
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    #21

    Apr 19, 2007, 09:48 PM
    But first remove the batteries... so when he finally does find it after a couple hours... it gets even better...
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    #22

    Apr 24, 2007, 06:13 PM
    c'mon death_123... why would you want to make a guy cry? Hmmmm... something is wrong with that name!
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    #23

    Apr 24, 2007, 07:02 PM
    How about taking away his playstation... or telling him that he has to cook and clean the house spotless tonight, while you go out with the girls.
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    #24

    Apr 24, 2007, 07:04 PM
    If he loves u or cares about u tell him u cheaqted on him he'll he will cry then tell him u just wanted to see how he would react
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    #25

    Apr 24, 2007, 08:58 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesushelper76
    Kick him in the balls. That will make him drop to the ground like a baby and also cry like a baby.

    Although I love Allhearts suggestion about telling him your really a he. lol

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    #26

    Apr 25, 2007, 12:25 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by maka
    c'mon death_123....why would you want to make a guy cry? Hmmmm....something is wrong with that name!
    I'm wondering if it's a clever play on words, like "death by numbers"? :)
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    #27

    Apr 25, 2007, 12:30 AM
    Throw acid in his eyes. That will work. Probably a little drastic though.
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    #28

    Apr 25, 2007, 03:10 AM
    1. Tell him the porn industry has finally unionized and all the actresses have gone on strike.
    2. Tell him it was a bad year for hops and beer prices are expected to skyrocket.
    3. Subtly clue him in to to the fact that professional wrestling is completely staged and scripted.

    It's a start... ;)
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    #29

    Apr 25, 2007, 03:11 AM
    Thomas :'( :'(

    Why would you say such things :'(
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    #30

    Apr 25, 2007, 04:52 AM
    Is it just me or every time I get a message saying someone answered this question, I don't see any answer?

    My answer was: c'mon death_123 fess up, why would you want to make a guy cry? And the name death_123 hmmmmmmm... doesn't sound good
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    #31

    Apr 25, 2007, 04:55 AM
    Squeeze his balls hard and hard LOL

    And / or

    Tell him you had balls before ;)
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    #32

    Apr 25, 2007, 04:58 AM
    LOL how about pimping his car into a pink super mobile :D
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    #33

    Apr 25, 2007, 05:08 AM
    Make him take your toy poodle (or some similar "poofy" breed) for a daytime walk in public, preferably with a diamond-studded collar and a cute pink bow. Heck, you can even put one on him.
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    #34

    Apr 25, 2007, 03:35 PM
    Call him shortie :) you could also kick him in the nuts, but don't grab them or do that bear with him tied up thing that could make him thing other things... if he is emotional bring up some big problem between you two. The only other ways I know work if you're a guy. Also hurting him might not always work I had my jaw broken and I was spitting out blood no tears no uneasyness of voice or anything.
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    #35

    Apr 25, 2007, 05:11 PM
    Tell Him Ur Moving To Calfornia Or Somewhere Far Away And U Give Him A Sad Face And U Start A Little Tear Here And There And He Starts Crying
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    #36

    Apr 25, 2007, 08:11 PM
    Bring your mother around!! Nothing like a visit from the mother in law to make a grown man weep.
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    #37

    Apr 25, 2007, 10:08 PM
    Tell him you have a case of beer, you subscribed him to the nfl network and you were wondering if you and two of her best looking friends would be able to please him all night long while you videotape for later viewing.

    Tears of joy, my friend. Tears of joy
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    #38

    Apr 26, 2007, 12:09 PM
    Does a woman really need to give a reason for wanting to make a guy cry? No. But really, if you want to see the guy boo-hoo like a baby, just tell him that you've maxed out all of his credit cards, and that the bank is sending people to repossess his stuff in the morning.:D
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    #39

    Apr 26, 2007, 12:22 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by puhkin
    ... just tell him that you've maxed out all of his credit cards, ...
    Actually that would make a woman cry harder. :)
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    #40

    Apr 26, 2007, 02:44 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Death_123
    Okay how do I make a guy cry I need answers people!
    Kick them in the balls!! lol

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