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    Jul 16, 2014, 03:50 PM
    Old Sayings and Sage Wit
    Since we're not going to do signatures anymore, here's a place for your favorites.

    I'll start with one of my most recent:

    Common sense is so rare that it should be considered a super power.
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    Jul 16, 2014, 03:53 PM
    A fool and their money are soon parted.
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    Jul 16, 2014, 03:56 PM
    Even duct tape can't fix stupid.
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    Jul 16, 2014, 04:55 PM
    A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
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    Jul 16, 2014, 06:11 PM
    My favorite polemicist was Robert A. Heinlein:

    Love is that condition in which the happiness and well-being of another become essential to your own.
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    Jul 18, 2014, 04:00 AM
    Robert Overton wrote:

    "No man has power over my rights and liberties, and I over no man's."
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    Jul 18, 2014, 08:13 AM
    “The State is a soulless machine, it can never be weaned from violence to which it owes its very existence.” -Mahatma Gandhi
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    Jul 18, 2014, 09:45 AM
    "Democracy is the worst form of government, except all those other forms that have been tried from time to time." Winston Churchill
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    Jul 18, 2014, 03:16 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Robert Overton wrote:

    "No man has power over my rights and liberties, and I over no man's."
    He lied !!! lol
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    Jul 20, 2014, 02:46 AM
    Sacred Cows make great hamburger - Mark Twain
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    Jul 20, 2014, 05:17 AM
    Life is a gag, laugh or choke.
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    Jul 20, 2014, 06:18 AM
    "Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him how to fish and you feed him for a lifetime"
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    Jul 20, 2014, 07:02 AM
    A hard head makes a soft a$$.
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    Jul 20, 2014, 02:28 PM
    A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice
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    A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. :)

    If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.
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    Jul 21, 2014, 10:15 AM
    Another Twain:

    Sometimes I wonder if the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it.
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    Jul 21, 2014, 12:20 PM
    The past is a nice place to visit but not a good place to stay
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    Jul 27, 2014, 03:44 PM
    "Help! I'm having contraptions and I need my epidermal before my biblical cord gets stuck!"
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    Jul 27, 2014, 03:53 PM
    Libraries are vast suppositories of information.
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