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    Mar 14, 2013, 02:25 PM
    Apparently he's returning with Jesus some day.

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: Hugo Chavez Will Resurrect With Jesus
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    Mar 14, 2013, 03:06 PM
    I have a revelation for you, the dead will be ressurrected, tyrannts and all
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    Mar 14, 2013, 03:37 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by speechlesstx View Post
    Apparently he's returning with Jesus some day.

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: Hugo Chavez Will Resurrect With Jesus
    Uncle Adolf the Iranian Lunatic will be bent over the same table in hell Hugo Chavez is right now getting an eternal corn-holeing.


    And Jesus won't be anywhere around those two... Beelzebub will be performing the honors. But they will be with each other...
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    Mar 14, 2013, 04:10 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by paraclete View Post
    I have a revelation for you, the dead will be ressurrected, tyrannts and all
    Revelation? Not for me, the revelation would be Chavez coming with Jesus.
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    Mar 14, 2013, 04:47 PM
    Chavez gave Jesus advice on new Pope?
    I wouldn't consider that a revelation but this Chavez thing has certainly taken a turn for the seriel

    Chavez 'swung papal race from Heaven' - The Election of the Pope - ABC News

    I think the last thing Jesus would do is take advice on social justice or religious issues from Chavez but no doubt his followers thought him some sort of reincarnation. They are going to be bitterly disappointed
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    Mar 14, 2013, 05:26 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by paraclete View Post
    I wouldn't consider that a revelation but this Chavez thing has certainly taken a turn for the seriel

    Chavez 'swung papal race from Heaven' - The Election of the Pope - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

    I think the last thing Jesus would do is take advice on social justice or religious issues from Chavez but no doubt his followers thought him some sort of reincarnation. They are going to be bitterly disappointed
    I think they've been chewing too many coca leaves...
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    Mar 14, 2013, 05:27 PM
    Yes that might be close to the truth
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