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    RickJ Posts: 7,762, Reputation: 864
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    #1

    Mar 13, 2007, 01:22 PM
    Don't forget to pay your taxes!
    A little long, but a bit funny, and a lot sad but true:

    >> Tax his land,
    >> Tax his bed,
    >> Tax the table
    >> At which he's fed.
    >>
    >> Tax his tractor,
    >> Tax his mule,
    >> Teach him taxes
    >> Are the rule.
    >>
    >> Tax his cow,
    >> Tax his goat,
    >> Tax his pants,
    >> Tax his coat.
    >>
    >> Tax his ties,
    >> Tax his shirt,
    >> Tax his work,
    >> Tax his dirt.
    >>
    >> Tax his tobacco,
    >> Tax his drink,
    >> Tax him if he
    >> Tries to think.
    >>
    >> Tax his cigars,
    >> Tax his beers,
    >> If he cries, then
    >> Tax his tears.
    >>
    >> Tax his car,
    >> Tax his gas,
    >> Find other ways
    >> To tax his a##
    >>
    >> Tax all he has
    >> Then let him know
    >> That you won't be done
    >> Till he has no dough.
    >>
    >> When he screams and hollers,
    >> Then tax him some more,
    >> Tax him till
    >> He's good and sore.
    >>
    >> Then tax his coffin,
    >> Tax his grave,
    >> Tax the sod in
    >> Which he's laid.
    >>
    >> Put these words
    >> upon his tomb,
    >> "Taxes drove me
    >> to my doom..."
    >>
    >> When he's gone,
    >> Do not relax,
    >> Its time to apply
    >> The inheritance tax.
    >>
    >> Accounts Receivable Tax
    >> Building Permit Tax
    >> CDL license Tax
    >> Cigarette Tax
    >> Corporate Income Tax
    >> Dog License Tax
    >> Federal Income Tax
    >> Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
    >> Fishing License Tax
    >> Food License Tax,
    >> Fuel permit tax
    >> Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
    >> Hunting License Tax
    >> Inheritance Tax
    >> Interest expense
    >> Inventory tax
    >> IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
    >> Liquor Tax
    >> Luxury Taxes
    >> Marriage License Tax
    >> Medicare Tax
    >> Property Tax
    >> Real Estate Tax
    >> Service charge taxes
    >> Social Security Tax
    >> Road usage taxes
    >> Sales Tax
    >> Recreational Vehicle Tax
    >> School Tax
    >> State Income Tax
    >> State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
    >> Telephone federal excise tax
    >> Telephone federal universal service fee tax
    >> Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
    >> Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
    >> Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
    >> Telephone state and local tax
    >> Telephone usage charge tax
    >> Utility Taxes
    >> Vehicle License Registration Tax
    >> Vehicle Sales Tax
    >> Watercraft registration Tax
    >> Well Permit Tax
    >> Workers Compensation Tax
    >>
    >> COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our
    >> nation was the most prosperous in the world.
    >> We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class
    >> in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
    >> What happened?
    >> I'll tell you what happened. We started taking care of everyone
    Else,
    >> and forgot our own.
    >> And I still have to "press 1" for English
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    #2

    Mar 13, 2007, 10:54 PM
    Death is almost the lesser of the two evils.

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