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    excon Posts: 21,482, Reputation: 2992
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    #1

    Aug 29, 2010, 04:34 PM
    Ready to puke
    Hello:

    Not much offends me as many of you know... However, I must admit that as I scour the new questions, I'm APPALLED when I come across stuff like, "gooey jello like discharge", in the woman's health board... Can we do anything about that?

    excon
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    #2

    Aug 29, 2010, 04:38 PM

    I just read that question and Judy's reply. The OP is probably 14 or so and by Christmas will have posted "Am I pregnut?" Did you see the one where the guy sawed off 1/8 inch of his finger and asked what to do about it?
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    #3

    Aug 30, 2010, 07:27 AM

    What's wrong Exy, you've never had a gooey, jello like discharge? :p

    What about the one who has a "musous, stringy type thing hanging from the pee pee area"?
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    Aug 30, 2010, 07:28 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    What about the one who has a "musous, stringy type thing hanging from the pee pee area"?
    Hello Bella:

    BLAH!!

    excon
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    #5

    Aug 30, 2010, 09:55 AM

    What about stringy white discharge that smells fishy?

    Hey, it's better than pus filled lumps all over my penis.
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    #6

    Aug 30, 2010, 10:01 AM

    Ohh I liked the green puss filled lumps on the penis.
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    #7

    Aug 30, 2010, 11:48 AM

    I can never watch the Lion King again..

    Timon: "Oooh the little green filled kind *crunch*"
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    #8

    Aug 30, 2010, 11:50 AM
    In the old skin that I use we use to be able to check forums we didn't want to appear to us (Skin lightening!) but that was removed. :mad:
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    #9

    Aug 30, 2010, 11:51 AM

    Lets not forget the 'anal leakage guy' !

    Sometimes its just too much information.
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    Aug 30, 2010, 11:54 AM

    How about a "why do I have warts all over my penis and anus" several months after he jot drunk and passed out in a seedy gay bar for the umpteenth time.
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    #11

    Aug 30, 2010, 01:05 PM

    Ewwww Smoothy!! **barf face**
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    #12

    Aug 30, 2010, 01:12 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Ewwww Smoothy!!! **barf face**
    Having seen photos of that on a Google search... I agree wholeheartedly.
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    Aug 31, 2010, 07:38 AM

    I keep waiting for one of what some people would argue until they were blue in the face were "Virgins" posts about having Anal warts or oral Gonorhea or Syphilus. I figure statistically its all a matter of time.
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    #14

    Aug 31, 2010, 07:42 AM

    Mmmmmm Jell-o
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    #15

    Aug 31, 2010, 07:53 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by spitvenom View Post
    Mmmmmm Jell-o
    Hello spit:

    Yuck! Just for that, the Phillies are going to LOSE.

    excon
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    #16

    Aug 31, 2010, 08:22 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by excon View Post
    Hello spit:

    Yuck!! Just for that, the Phillies are gonna LOSE.

    excon
    That isn't causing them to lose. Ex, have you ever seen the movie Major League? Every time Ryan Howard comes up to bat one quote goes through my mind from the voodoo guy Pedro Cerrano "Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats."
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    Aug 31, 2010, 08:39 AM

    I agree. When it somes to substances leaking from female genitalia, if it's not cotton candy and champagne, we don't want to hear about it.

    Same goes for the "rash of the week" on some kids' handy-handle.
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    Aug 31, 2010, 09:11 AM

    Hello again, jm:

    **greenie**

    See ladies, it's easy. Just call the seeping goo, cotton candy. Works for me.

    excon
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    Aug 31, 2010, 11:57 AM

    Well I for one can assure you all, if I ever did have a seeping goo like substance coming from my pee pee area, I won't be online, but in line at a doctors office. :D
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    #20

    Aug 31, 2010, 06:00 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Well I for one can assure you all, if I ever did have a seeping goo like substance coming from my pee pee area, I won't be online, but in line at a doctors office. :D
    :eek: same here!

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