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    #101

    Jul 15, 2010, 06:15 PM

    Q gets ten lashings from the whip. I don't have one, I was just suggesting you get them.
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    #102

    Jul 15, 2010, 07:00 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Q gets ten lashings from the whip. I don't have one, I was just suggesting you get them.
    Okay, Okay, I'll get the whip. None of you all know how to use one anyway.
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    Who's first?
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    #103

    Jul 15, 2010, 07:00 PM

    ::evil grin:: pushes Q to the head of the line.
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    #104

    Jul 15, 2010, 07:10 PM

    Whip? HA.. You have an impostor... an Impostor I say... :D

    You gave her up, she was being neglected and now she is well taken care of...

    There is only one whip. And I have her in a case on my office wall. And her name is Suzy... she is the only original and the only one that really counts...

    BAWWWWWHAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAaaaaaa !!!!!!! :cool:
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    #105

    Jul 15, 2010, 07:12 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Whip? HA... ! You have an impostor...an Impostor I say... :D

    There is only one whip. And I have her in a case on my office wall.

    BAWWWWWHAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAaaaaaa !!!!!!! :cool:
    And you don't take care of her. Have you even oiled the leather in the last six months? I thought not.
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    #106

    Jul 15, 2010, 07:14 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    And you don't take care of her. Have you even oiled the leather in the last six months? I thought not.
    That is an inaccurate assumption based on hearsay. She is treated well and gets anything she wants... If I choose I may even let you speak to her...
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    #107

    Jul 15, 2010, 07:17 PM

    This is the start of some horror fetish movie isn't it?
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    #108

    Jul 15, 2010, 07:18 PM

    No, not true Bella, ask Alty, only factual history.
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    #109

    Jul 15, 2010, 07:22 PM

    Sure, I bet that's what you said to the last girl who got roped into this...

    Where am I?
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    #110

    Jul 15, 2010, 07:33 PM

    Like Suzy, she was happy when she left hon. :)
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    #111

    Jul 15, 2010, 10:31 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by QLP View Post
    Am I actually reading this thread or is this one of those weird AMHD dreams again? Did I bang my head and fall down a rabbit hole?

    I think I need waking up - somebody pinch me, or spank me or...

    Guess it's the dungeon I'll be needing then...
    You're in my head now QLP, it's a scary place but tons of fun.

    Someone get poor Q out of the dungeon and bring her to my chambers, I must find her a job to do in the castle.

    By the way, has anyone seen Unky? He's supposed to clean the statues. The cat peed all over them, they need wiping.
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    #112

    Jul 15, 2010, 10:38 PM

    Bella, Stringer lies!

    Suzy is actually name Salvador. I left my duties for a short time and left Stringer in charge. Foolishly, trustingly, in good faith, I gave Salvador for him to carry while he took my place.

    When I came back from my rest, took over my duties, Stringer refused to give Salvador back.

    For over a year poor Salvador has been held hostage in Stingers office, put in a cage, locked away, never allowed to see the light of day, to feel a humans touch. :(

    That is the fate of Salvador.

    Stringer even went so far as to emasculate him, turn him into a girl! :eek:

    I weep for my poor Salvador, now known as Suzie. A poor gentle creature locked away, kept from his/her mistress. It's a tragedy.

    Sadly, I could not get SuzySal back, so I was forced to look for another. Now I have Alejandro, my strong and loyal whip and he shall never leave my side. I will never again entrust my whip to anyone.

    One day, when Stringer let's his guard down, I will get SuzySal back and then Alejandro, SuzySal and I shall rule the world.

    Muwahahahahahahahahahahaha. Ha. :cool:
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    #113

    Jul 15, 2010, 11:05 PM

    Wow. I knew there was something fishy with is tale!
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    #114

    Jul 15, 2010, 11:08 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Wow. I knew there was something fishy with is tale!
    Yup.

    And who are you going to believe, the Sheriff, or the QUEEN!? ;)
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    #115

    Jul 15, 2010, 11:17 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Yup.

    And who are you going to believe, the Sheriff, or the QUEEN!? ;)
    Kitty wants to say goodnight. Or maybe not mom is up again... Bless her heart.
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    #116

    Jul 15, 2010, 11:18 PM

    I choose to not divulge that information Alty!

    Night night Kit!
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    #117

    Jul 15, 2010, 11:20 PM

    I just killed a fly!!

    Who's the bomb? I am! I am! :)

    Hi Kit. What's shaking?
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    #118

    Jul 15, 2010, 11:22 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I just killed a fly!!!

    Who's the bomb? I am! I am! :)

    Hi Kit. What's shakin?
    Momma is asking where Dad is... she wants to home... she forgets she lives with my sister and all of us now. It's so sad Alty... so sad.
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    #119

    Jul 16, 2010, 12:36 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I just killed a fly!!!

    Who's the bomb? I am! I am! :)

    Hi Kit. What's shakin?
    You still have that fly problem? I have a few exterminators I could send your way. Spot chases them and knocks them down. Zoe chews on them until they die. Unky eats them after zoe kills them. Alty sits by and makes sure there aren't any stray wings or legs left over.
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    #120

    Jul 16, 2010, 12:40 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    you still have that fly problem? i have a few exterminators i could send your way. spot chases them and knocks them down. zoe chews on them until they die. unky eats them after zoe kills them. alty sits by and makes sure there aren't any stray wings or legs left over.
    I'd go from a fly problem to three very unhappy itchy people.

    R and the kids are only affected if they pet cats. Sadly, they love cats and have to pet them!

    Itchy red eyes are just the beginning. R actually gets welts. :(

    The flies are going down in numbers. I know what's causing it, it's the bunnies. I clean their cages every day, but there's always a stray poop that I miss, and one stray poop, one fly, all of a sudden you have millions.

    It's getting better, but I don't think I'll ever be fly free because I'll never be bunny free.
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