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    Jul 15, 2010, 12:59 PM
    Castle time! Castle time!
    As your Queen I have listened to your suggestions and re-opened the castle.

    Watch your step, the draw bridge is still under repair. Wood rot, crocodiles gnawing on the boards, I really have to hire someone to see to this place when we're gone.

    I did manage to fix up the inside, choose your rooms, but the big one on the corner, that's mine, so back off! :)

    I have set up a memorial in the garden for Starby and our dear Chery. The duck and Momma C. If you want to plant a flower, or leave a little something, go for it. The duck statue has been washed and buffed and painted, and I had a new statue erected of a loving mom holding a child.

    Okay, enough sappy stuff, someone fetch my slippers and get me a drink, the Queen is thirsty.

    Play nice kids. I have a new whip! :D
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    #2

    Jul 15, 2010, 01:01 PM
    Get in line in an orderly queue.
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    #3

    Jul 15, 2010, 01:01 PM

    Dang it. I was late
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    Jul 15, 2010, 01:01 PM

    Good, I didn't want to be first.

    Ben, I am rolling on the floor. :)
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    Jul 15, 2010, 01:03 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I have a new whip! :D
    For how long, your majesty. :rolleyes:
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    Jul 15, 2010, 01:04 PM

    Give me something easy
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    Jul 15, 2010, 01:07 PM

    Ben, you were first, so now you have to stay and participate.

    I dub you Sir Ben, and you are my loyal slipper fetcher. :)

    Quote Originally Posted by Cat1864 View Post
    For how long, your majesty. :rolleyes:
    That sneaky Sheriff isn't getting this one. I learned my lesson. :)

    I also have a new slipper fetcher named Ben. I've heard that he bites, so don't try to steal my slippers. :cool:

    Quote Originally Posted by Kitkat22 View Post
    Give me something easy
    You said you wanted to be a bad girl, so a bad girl you shall be, but you'll have to do it in the body of a cat. :D

    Yes, you are Miss Kitty the cat, you love to scratch the duck statue, and you're always chasing the Queen when she transforms into a bunny.

    You lick the butter in the pantry and you leave cat fur everywhere. But, when the Queen is lonely, you keep her company and purr her to sleep.
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    Jul 15, 2010, 01:13 PM

    Seventh! Need to move faster...
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    Jul 15, 2010, 01:22 PM

    Sherriff!! How are you sir?
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    Jul 15, 2010, 01:24 PM

    I want to play. The castles for the most part were before my time, but I'm game. I want to be someone good. :)
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    Jul 15, 2010, 01:26 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Just Looking View Post
    I want to play. The castles for the most part were before my time, but I'm game. I want to be someone good. :)
    How do you get in?
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    Jul 15, 2010, 01:27 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Kitkat22 View Post
    How do you get in?
    I think you have to bribe the queen.
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    Jul 15, 2010, 01:28 PM

    You have to do a chore first. Like feed the gators or give me a back massage and you are in for good.
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    Jul 15, 2010, 01:31 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    You have to do a chore first. Liek feed the gators or give me a back massage and you are in for good.
    I think I'll do the backrub:D Bribe Alty with a nice big ice cream cone.
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    Jul 15, 2010, 01:31 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    You have to do a chore first. Liek feed the gators or give me a back massage and you are in for good.
    How about if I let you give me a back massage? Oh wait, I can't say that kind of stuff anymore. :) I'm a great baker. How about a pie, cake, brownies or cookies?
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    Jul 15, 2010, 01:33 PM

    Ok, I will take a back rub from kitty while I eat a piece of pie from J-Lo.

    Life is good.
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    Jul 15, 2010, 01:40 PM

    THE BAR IS NOW OPEN!

    Come one cone all,the drinks are free (for tonight),there's food on every table.

    Its time to get things started its time to lights the lights its time to get things started in starbys castle tonight! (muppet show theme song).
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    Jul 15, 2010, 01:40 PM

    JLo is the resident hip hop star, she entertains us every night at 7pm, after desert which she is also responsible for. ;)

    She is a snazzy dresser, a knock out, and has all the moves.

    She's also my sidekick, so be good kids, I'm buying her her own whip.

    Sheriff, there's something going on near the statues, can you get your deputies to check it out? I don't want to have to repaint and repair it again. Oh, and there are feathers everywhere. Can you see what's going on?

    Adam, the crocs haven't been fed in a long time. Their food is in the shed out back, time to get cracking. Count your fingers after you're done. :)
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    Jul 15, 2010, 01:41 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    THE BAR IS NOW OPEN!

    come one cone all,the drinks are free (for tonight),theres food on every table.

    its time to get things started its time to lights the lights its time to get things started in starbys castle tonight! (muppet show theme song).
    It's time to play the music, it's time to dress up right...

    I loved that show, even though I think I got the song wrong. ;)
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    Jul 15, 2010, 01:44 PM

    Hullo hulloooo
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